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Nick Nolte isn’t dead yet

July 18th, 2007Respond

TMZ put up photos of Nick Nolte going in and out of consciousness at the airport. Passengers said he was friendly, but groggy and at one point someone had to help him put a dollar in the vending machine. When asked for comment, Nick Nolte said, “Bears! Bee Bears! Boo beep beep.” With that, I …

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Mel Gibson really likes Costa Rica

July 17th, 2007Respond

Say “Cheese,” sugar tits.

Bastardly: Salma Hayek still pregnant and still purple
UseMyComputer: Jessica Simpson makes her ‘O’ face
Bossip: 5 cent explains why he’s not hot anymore
Drunken Stepfather: Kelly Osbourne eats Popsicles. I would expect nothing less.
CityRag: Hot Trend: Crazy Hollywood Moms

Celebslam: Lunch with Teri Hatcher
Celebitchy: Simon Cowell tells Kelly Clarkson to be quiet
CS: Amy Winehouse is …

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Les Deux is dangerous

July 16th, 20073 comments

Technically, this has nothing to do with celebrities, but it does have to do with one of the popular celeb hangouts called Les Deux. TMZ caught video footage of a cat fight outside of the famed club where girls wail on this other girl whose boob popped out the entire fight. The next video shows …

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It’s almost the weekend so waste time with these

July 13th, 2007Respond

I’m Batman.
I thought I’d do a little end of the week recap because maybe you haven’t been coming here every day like you should. For that, you should be ashamed of yourself. Go ahead, punish yourself. There, doesn’t that feel better? Now that I’ve finished teaching you a lesson, let’s begin the incredible journey down …

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Choke on these

July 12th, 2007Respond

Bastardly: Kelly Clarkson needs to stop eating out
CityRag: Fergie is galmourous
Bossip: Kim Kardashian wants you to know she isn’t a ho
Drunken Stepfather: Abigail Clancy goes topless on a yacht (NSFW)
UseMyComputer: Heidi Montag stages another fake bikini photoshoot

Celebitchy: Ivanka Trump will not be on The View
Celebslam: Kendra Wilkinson has hairy brests
Horny Oyster: Someone tries to put …

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Time wasters

July 11th, 2007Respond

Bastardly: Hilary Duff Photoshoot From CosmoGIRL
CityRag: Celebrities That Look Good Without Makeup
Drunken Stepfather: Bai Ling’s unsavory nipple makes it’s 101st appearance. (NSFW)
UseMyComputer: Amanda Bynes makes faces on MuchOnDemand
Celebtichy: Charlie Sheen got engaged

College Humor: The Dirty Little Mermaid
Bossip: Queen Latifah wore a crazy blonde wig to the Hairspray premiere
TC: Kelly Clarkson suns herself on the beach
Grumpiest: …

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Nick Lachey is a man of few words

July 10th, 20071 comment

Bastardly: Bastardly remembers Jennifer Love Hewitt.
CityRag: David Spade Nose Comedy
Drunken Stepfather: Jenna Jameson is ugly, dances
Yeeeah: Beyonce Knowles’ Blaze of Glory Injures Fans
Celebitchy: What’s wrong with Courtney Love’s teeth?!

Attuworld: I don’t know who Valeria Mazza is, but she’s in a bikini
Celebslam: Gwen Stefani walks around with her baby
Horny Oyster: Anne Hathaway likes nerds. You have …

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Time wasters

July 9th, 2007Respond

Bastardly: Emily Scott does Ralph Magazine.
Pajiba: Score another one for Christian Bale.
CityRag: Megan Fox is on drugs.
Drunken Stepfather: Reese Witherspoon was caught scratching her ass.
Bossip: Sienna Miller denies a relationship with Puff Daddy.

Attuworld: Mariah Carey in a bikini on a yacht.
Horny Oyster: Keeley Hazel is a babe.
Celebitchy: Christopher Walken can’t use a computer and pulls …

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