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Today’s News Brought to You by Karate Nuns

To quote Brain Dead, “I kick ass for the lord.” Hat tip TDW. Soulja Boy says his career was inspired by Shakespeare. William or someone else? [Bossip] Rihanna’s sexed up image is ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Terrible Britney Spears Interview

Martyn confirms the rumor that Chris Brown had gay sex with him. What a clever ploy for publicity. [The Superficial] I’ve come to respect Kate Winslet even more after she decided ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘One for the Money’

Dreams do come true. Katherine Heigl finally gets her fat, fast talking, food oriented hooker sidekick. That’s what every Heigl movie has been missing! Entertainment Weekly botches Jeremy Renner’s face on ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Kelly Brook in Cosmo UK

Alexander Skarsgard wants you to know something. [The Superficial] Peter Andre’s girlfriend has been secretly revealed. [Holy Moly] Jennifer Lopez is looking to bang all these actors. [Celebitchy] Good news. That bag of ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Michael Jackson Dead

Prosecutors in the trial of Dr. Conrad Murray put up photos of a dead Michael Jackson laying in a hospital bed while jurors listened to an audio tape of a ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Chris Brown Falling

Ice Cream will cure Halle Berry’s broken foot. [Bossip] LeAnn Rimes thinks she’s the greatest. A child star who grew into a true artist. So modest. [Celebitchy] Is Taylor Lautner’s movie the ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Katy Perry in Pink

Fergie unveiled her wax statue today and fans mistook the real Fergie for the statue and started taking pictures with her. No, that didn’t happen, but it sounded like it ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by the New ‘Girl With a Dragon Tattoo’ Trailer

David Fincher is awesome. He could win an Oscar filming a drowning baby. Gwyneth Paltrow can’t stand to sit in her seat-filler’s sweaty puddle he left on her seat. [Celebitchy] Snooki is ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Steve-O Breaking His Nose on Mike Tyson’s Fist

Steve-O must have been really easy to bully as a kid. Rihanna continues to look good. [FHM] Man down. Man down. Halle Berry fractures her foot while filming in Spain. [Bossip] Miley Cyrus’ ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Leo DiCaprio as J. Edgar Hoover

Clint Eastwood? Leo DiCaprio? What’s that I smell? Is it Oscar bait? Mm, yes, I think it is. Also, you should follow me on Twitter. 12 top Blaxploitation movies. [Bossip] Emma Watson ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘In Time’

In Time with Justin Timberlake and Amanda Seyfried released a few more stills from the film. Act now to see Amanda Seyfried in a wig with JT’s arm around her! ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Kim Kardashian as Slave Leia

A clip of Kim Kardashian in a Comedy Central pilot shows her dressed as Slave Leia. Kanye is involved as well. Vanessa Hudgens is in a bikini but she’s a lot ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Tyra Banks

Nick Cannon will deny his sons showbiz careers. [Celebitchy] Should we start the Miley Cyrus pregnancy watch now or later? [Celebslam] PETA totally goofed on Kelly Brook’s face. [The Superficial] Amber Heard will ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by ‘Breaking Dawn’

For those who missed it, here’s the greatest achievement of mankind. As voted on by a bunch of shrieking 10-year-olds. Breaking news: Sarah Palin once had sex with a guy. [The ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Michelle Williams as Marilyn Monroe

Nelson Mandela is dead? Hoax? Debating whether or not to put up a picture of Morgan Freeman. [Bossip] Megan Fox will only have a baby when she has more money. Hopefully ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Serena Williams Ranting and Poppin’

Beef fat is not a substitute for Botox apparently. [Bossip] Swizz Beatz already cheating on Alicia Keys? [Celebitchy] Minka Kelly and friends hit Contagion. [MoeJackson] Sheridan Smith goes topless for charity (NSFW) [GCeleb] Victoria Justice ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Oliver Platt Watching Tennis

Teen Mom Maci still showing off implants. [The Superficial] Minka Kelly’s stripper mom was a good time. [Celebitchy] Heidi Klum is not a fan of tops. [Celebslam] Breaking news: AnnaLynne McCord ate a ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by a Pigeon Fight

The real life Angry Birds. George Clooney’s ex wants a man who can give her security. Possibly also a six figure allowance. [Celebitchy] Hey, f**k you, Pauly D. [Celebslam] Paris Hilton now aspires ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Richard Simmons’ Pearl Necklace

Are you as disgusted as I am over the imagery? I hope so. The Kardashians talk about their butt and breasts. [Bossip] Courtney Stodden finally realizes her dream of going to LA ... Read More »

Today’s News Brought to You by Blake Lively’s Gaping Maw

Ciara is tweeting subliminals. [Bossip] Taylor Lautner’s five-year plan is to win an Oscar. Probably won’t happen unless there’s a category for Best Taking Off Shirt Moment and even then he’ll ... Read More »