Padma Lakshmi never revealed the father of her newborn baby, but Adam Dell’s friend says he’s the father and that he’s happy to assume responsibility. Adam Dell is the younger brother of Michael Dell. Knowing this, I’ll assume Adam will outsource his parenting to either China or India. Likely to a guy named “Dave” who speaks with an indecipherable accent.

“Model, author and Emmy-nominated host of Top Chef Padma Lakshmi gave birth to a baby girl named Krishna Thea Lakshmi on Saturday.” Critics are raving that Krishna would go great with a dash of salt and a side of lime and can be served with either fish or poultry. [PEOPLE]

Big news! That girl that hosts the show that you may or may not watch and is currently pregnant but not revealing the father, I think her name is Padma Lakshmi, still hasn’t revealed who the father is, but Page Six claims to have it on good authority that it is Adam Dell, brother of that famous CEO of the computer company known for their shoddy tech support and not the head of a talent agency you never heard of. OMG! This is exciting. If I could understand what I just wrote, then I’d totally be texting my friends about the startling revelation. I’m going to text them anyway. Oh, a reply! They responded with, “Fag.” What does that mean?!

Hot ass Top Chef host Padma Lakshmi showed up at the White House Correspondents Association Dinner, the first one that President Obama has attended, dressed in a see-through top. Obama was later overheard saying, “Being president is frickin’ saaa-weeeet.”

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Allure coerced Eliza Dushku, Padma Lakshmi, Lynn Collins, Sharon Leal and Chelsea Handler to get “naked” for their latest issue. Technically they are naked, but you can’t see anything which is pretty lame. As Billy Bob Thorton would say, it’s like mashed potatoes without the gravy.

I did enjoy the mini-interview Eliza Dushku gave though.

ALLURE: Are you comfortable with nudity?
ELIZA DUSHKU: “I grew up with three brothers, and I was never shy about covering up. It got to the point where my mom was like, ‘OK, honey, it’s time to put some clothes on now.’”

I have no idea what that means. What does having brothers have to do with walking around naked? Is she saying that girls who have brothers are more inclined to walk around the house naked or is she saying her brothers told  her to walk around naked? And if it was the latter, can they do that? Without being arrested, I mean?