April 17th, 2007
On her personal website, Pamela Anderson posted a response to those pictures of her in Hawaii. In it, she readily admits to not checking a mirror before she goes out.
Thank god I don’t have a google alert on myself (like some people I know do on themselves) - I’ve just been sent some pics from …
Continue reading "Pamela Anderson responds to those pictures"
April 16th, 2007
Pamela Anderson managed to do the beach thing twice over the weekend. I’m wondering if she even works anymore or makes it a habit to hit the beach at the most inopportune moments. Like when people are around. Someone’s gotta find this sexy right? Hello? Anyone?
Continue reading "Pamela Anderson hit the beach thrice"
April 16th, 2007
Pamela Anderson hit the beach again. Her saggy breasts swayed in the wind like mighty palm trees in a hurricane. The water trembled in fear as she waded in and somewhere, a kitten died. I suppose if I had to say something nice about her, I would say she still had ears. I guess the …
Continue reading "Pamela Anderson goes to the beach again"
April 11th, 2007
Pamela Anderson’s breasts made another appearance in Hawaii yesterday. I have examined them closely and have concluded those things are not breasts. They are wrinkly abominations. Poking one of them would be like poking galvanized steel. One time an elderly woman tapped her on the shoulder. Pamela spun around so fast her boobs smacked the …
Continue reading "Pamela Anderson hits the beach"
February 15th, 2007
Playboy centerfold and Baywatch babe. Now I know why.
Continue reading "Pamela Anderson is quite the looker"
January 30th, 2007
Pamela Anderson’s latest diary entry on her website reveals the name she thinks would be good for her new movie Blonde and Blonder. She also gives it her vote of confidence.
Finishing “blonde and blonder” today. I love working with my brother Gerry. He wrote and produced this film. Denise Richards and I had a blast …
Continue reading "Pamela Anderson is truthful"
January 22nd, 2007
Pamela Anderson has written the Postmaster General urging him to deny KFC’s request to give Colonel Sanders his own stamp. Anderson, a long time animal activist, has criticized KFC’s methods of raising chickens to make their delicious drumsticks and breasts.
“Honoring a man whose legacy involves breaking animals’ bones and scalding animals to death in defeathering …
Continue reading "Pamela Anderson hates KFC"
January 3rd, 2007
Kid Rock is pissed over the fact Tommy Lee is banging his ex Pamela Anderson so he rallied up two bodyguards at the Hard Rock Hotel and kicked down what he thought was Tommy’s door. Instead he found himself face to face with a startled family. He made it up to them by signing an …
Continue reading "Kid Rock is an idiot"