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Pamela Anderson Hit the Beach Thrice

Pamela Anderson managed to do the beach thing twice over the weekend. I’m wondering if she even works anymore or makes it a habit to hit the beach at the ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Goes to the Beach Again

Pamela Anderson hit the beach again. Her saggy breasts swayed in the wind like mighty palm trees in a hurricane. The water trembled in fear as she waded in and ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Hits the Beach

Pamela Anderson’s breasts made another appearance in Hawaii yesterday. I have examined them closely and have concluded those things are not breasts. They are wrinkly abominations. Poking one of them ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Is Quite the Looker

Playboy centerfold and Baywatch babe. Now I know why. Read More »

Pamela Anderson Is Truthful

Pamela Anderson’s latest diary entry on her website reveals the name she thinks would be good for her new movie Blonde and Blonder. She also gives it her vote of ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Hates KFC

Pamela Anderson has written the Postmaster General urging him to deny KFC’s request to give Colonel Sanders his own stamp. Anderson, a long time animal activist, has criticized KFC’s methods ... Read More »

Kid Rock Is an Idiot

Kid Rock is pissed over the fact Tommy Lee is banging his ex Pamela Anderson so he rallied up two bodyguards at the Hard Rock Hotel and kicked down what ... Read More »

In Other News

This probably won’t amount to anything, but nominate me here and I’ll give you an orgasm. You have my word. By orgasm I mean money and by money I mean ... Read More »

Kid Rock Blames Pamela Anderson

Yesterday it was Kid Rock’s fault that his marriage ended after he called Pamela a slut in front of everybody. Today it’s Pamela who ended the marriage. Page Six reports ... Read More »

GQ Names Pam and Kid Newlyweds of the Year

GQ has really bad timing. In their December issue, they gave these two the title of newlyweds of the year and coupled it with an interview revealing some issues Kid ... Read More »

Borat Breaks Up Pam Anderson and Kid Rock

Page Six has the weirdest story of Borat breaking up Pam and Kid Rock (Bob Richie). A private screening of the movie was held for the couple and Bob was ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Is Getting Divorced

TMZ reports that Pamela Anderson filed for divorce from Kid Rock. Anderson, who is represented by celebrity hotshot lawyer Neal Hersh, cited irreconcilable differences. Interestingly, Pam and Kid Rock gave different dates ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Is “Fun”

Pamela Anderson prefers to stay home with husband Kid Rock and the kids, but reveals whenever she goes out partying in Hollywood she ends up naked. “When I go to Hollywood, ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Had a Miscarriage

It has been confirmed that Pamela Anderson had suffered a miscarriage while filming her movie Blonde and Blonder. Her pregnancy was said to be in the early stages. The source confirms ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Enjoys Being on the Internet

In absolutely shocking news, Pamela Anderson enjoys being an internet sex symbol because she wants people to have fun. “I don’t mind sexy pictures of me being on sites. I think ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Has the Classiest Wedding Ever

No, these are not pictures of Bangbus in St. Tropez. They’re actual pictures of Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s wedding which isn’t even legal according to St. Tropez. I don’t ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Is Drinking

At a press conference for Pamela Anderson’s new poker site, pamelapoker.com, Pamela Anderson confirmed that she is getting married to Kid Rock in France, Michigan, California and Tennessee. The nuptials ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Is Getting Married

Combine disheveled with filthy and you have a match made in heaven. Pamela Anderson is going to marry Kid Rock on a yacht in St. Tropez. I’ll let this story ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Is Talented

Pam Anderson has been traipsiing around St. Tropez lately. It takes someone with talent to be able to wear both a shirt and a bra, but still let people see ... Read More »

Pamela Anderson Is a Soccer Mom

Pam Anderson isn’t just a Playboy model. She’s also not just a girl with a disfiguring boob job who gets naked in front of her kids every chance she gets. ... Read More »
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