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Pamela Anderson has the classiest wedding ever

July 31st, 2006Respond

No, these are not pictures of Bangbus in St. Tropez. They’re actual pictures of Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock’s wedding which isn’t even legal according to St. Tropez. I don’t know about you, but I’ve seen Vegas weddings classier than this. If you took Billy Idol’s White Wedding and renamed it to White Trash Wedding, …

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Pamela Anderson is drinking

July 27th, 2006Respond

At a press conference for Pamela Anderson’s new poker site, pamelapoker.com, Pamela Anderson confirmed that she is getting married to Kid Rock in France, Michigan, California and Tennessee. The nuptials will take place near St. Tropez on Saturday. One question remains. Why only defile three states?
Asked how she’s coping with her nerves before the big …

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Pamela Anderson is getting married

July 18th, 2006Respond

Combine disheveled with filthy and you have a match made in heaven. Pamela Anderson is going to marry Kid Rock on a yacht in St. Tropez. I’ll let this story unfold since a real life Cletus and Brandine marriage intrigues me. She posted this on her website.
Yes. I’m finally getting remarried…it’s been a whirlwind…spontaneous but …

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Pamela Anderson is talented

July 14th, 2006Respond

Pam Anderson has been traipsiing around St. Tropez lately. It takes someone with talent to be able to wear both a shirt and a bra, but still let people see your tits. When her kids grow up, they’re going to want an explanation as to why their mother is naked all the time. I can …

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Pamela Anderson is a soccer mom

July 12th, 2006Respond

Pam Anderson isn’t just a Playboy model. She’s also not just a girl with a disfiguring boob job who gets naked in front of her kids every chance she gets. If you look past the stripper pole she has in her bedroom where she entertains guests after a hard night of partying, you will see …

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Pamela Anderson does Monaco

July 7th, 2006Respond

In the Big Book of Parenting, I don’t think you’ll find a section on “How to scar your kids for life”. However, if they ever were to start a chapter for that, I’d have the perfect writer for them. Her name is Pamela Anderson and her credentials include scarring her children from conception.
This chapter would …

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Pamela Anderson doesn’t wear fur

June 29th, 2006Respond

Pamela Anderson was at the PETA Humanitarian Awards yesterday. To help protest, Pamela Anderson stripped with a few other models while hiding behind a sign that read “We’d rather bare skin than wear skin” in front of Stella McCartney’s shop.
Shocking! Pamela Anderson getting naked? No way. How often does that happen? Jesus, I’m glad I …

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