This probably won’t amount to anything, but nominate me here and I’ll give you an orgasm. You have my word. By orgasm I mean money and by money I mean my love. You want my love don’t you?

Mary-Kate Olsen is a biter. [Celebrity Smack]
Keanu Reeves still looks like a bum. [CityRag]
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Hey now, Grindhouse may not be the only movie to wait for. Pan’s Labyrinth is making its way up the hype ladder and it looks like it could be good.
The guy who introduced Heather to Paul is filled with guilt and sorrow because of what the one-legged parasite is putting Paul through. It’s true, he …

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