Paris Hilton infects Africa

The Mercury News has a sense of humor because they let us know that the “noted humanitarian Hilton” flew to South Africa.

Avril Lavigne is clever

Ashton Kutcher’s new reality prank show called Pop Fiction debuted last night.

I was bamboozled

Paris Hilton was earlier seen walking around with a Buddhist monk who TMZ later found out to be an actor named Maxie Santillan.

Paris Hilton does 944

Paris Hilton did a spread in 944 magazine and she looked awkward and unsexy.

Paris Hilton tries to be seductive

As rumored would happen, Paris Hilton performed at the Pussycat Doll Lounge at PURE in Vegas over the weekend for her birthday.

Paris Hilton is amazing

Fresh off an ear shattering PR performance for her movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, which didn’t help ticket sales at all, Paris Hilton is tapped to do another performance with the Vegas Pussycat Dolls.

Paris Hilton abandons her pussy

Paris Hilton adopted a cat she named Prada from the Kris Kelly Foundation before she headed to jail last May.

Paris Hilton is the greatest actress ever

Paris Hilton’s new movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, validated her acting ability as it has already made $25,000 after premiering on 111 screens.

Dear God, no

Ever wondered what the best way to turn innocent little girls into raging sluts with twenty Valtrex prescriptions before their sweet sixteen?

What the hell is this?

Paris Hilton glammed up for the premiere of her movie, The Hottie and the Nottie.

50 Cent made Paris cry, is awesome

Last night, Paris Hilton attended a pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine whose next issue’s cover features a topless Paris.

Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert made out

Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, who both starred in 2005’s horrid House of Wax, were seen at New York’s Tenjune “all over each other and making out.” Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25, didn’t arrive at Tenjune together.