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Paris Hilton bought a pig
paris hiltonOctober 9, 2009

Paris Hilton added another animal to her menagerie of death. A piglette she named Princess Piglette. Bought for $4,500, the miniature pig will arrive at Hilton’s doorstep in ...

Paris Hilton might be an egotistical maniac
doug reinhardtAugust 27, 2009

Paris Hilton constantly laments the media’s negative portrayal of her and frequently insists that her public persona is merely a character concocted by the world’s greatest thespian. ...

Paris Hilton’s new album leaked
paris hiltonAugust 14, 2009

We’re going to keep this part brief, since the more I am forced to know Her Heirness of Valtrex, the more I start sweating bile and broken ...

So gross
bikiniAugust 11, 2009

Paris Hilton was in Bora Bora with Dough Reinhardt yesterday and dear lord. Do we really need 3 shots of Paris Hilton’s sickly body, each successively zooming ...

Michael Jackson named his kid after Paris Hilton
paris hiltonJuly 24, 2009

In today’s most disturbing news, Paris Hilton claims Michael named his only daughter after her. Maybe that’s what really killed him. He was shamed to death. At ...

An A-Team for a D-lister
lawsuitJuly 10, 2009

Paris Hilton went to court with her lawyers in Miami on Thursday to defend against a lawsuit claiming she failed to adequately promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This! ...

Poor dolphin
paris hiltonJune 22, 2009

Sad news out of Dubai today. The dolphin Paris Hilton made out with last week has been put to sleep. Its immune system was ravaged by the ...

Lindsay and Paris hate Kate Gosselin
kate gosselinJune 18, 2009

While others think Kate Gosselin is a bitch because she’s an overbearing control freak, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton think Kate’s a bitch because she’s pushing them ...

Paris is back with Doug
doug reinhardtJune 12, 2009

Paris’ epic whore saga continues. A day after sucking face with Cristiano Ronaldo and mere hours after her ex, Doug Reinhardt released this statement: “Doug refuses to ...