Happy Monday, Paris ate it

Paparazzi were chasing Paris and her boyfriend Benji Madden in Berlin over the weekend and as the two were running away, Paris tripped and fell face first into the hard, unforgiving concrete.

Paris Hilton threw herself a party

Not content to stay idle in South Africa and having run out of places for photo ops, Paris Hilton organized a VIP party for herself in Johannesburg.

Paris Hilton infects Africa

The Mercury News has a sense of humor because they let us know that the “noted humanitarian Hilton” flew to South Africa.

Avril Lavigne is clever

Ashton Kutcher’s new reality prank show called Pop Fiction debuted last night.

I was bamboozled

Paris Hilton was earlier seen walking around with a Buddhist monk who TMZ later found out to be an actor named Maxie Santillan.

Paris Hilton does 944

Paris Hilton did a spread in 944 magazine and she looked awkward and unsexy.

Paris Hilton tries to be seductive

As rumored would happen, Paris Hilton performed at the Pussycat Doll Lounge at PURE in Vegas over the weekend for her birthday.

Paris Hilton is amazing

Fresh off an ear shattering PR performance for her movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, which didn’t help ticket sales at all, Paris Hilton is tapped to do another performance with the Vegas Pussycat Dolls.

Paris Hilton abandons her pussy

Paris Hilton adopted a cat she named Prada from the Kris Kelly Foundation before she headed to jail last May.

Paris Hilton is the greatest actress ever

Paris Hilton’s new movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, validated her acting ability as it has already made $25,000 after premiering on 111 screens.