It’s official. Authorities stated that Paris Hilton’s jail time has been cut in half to 23 days and she will be kept in a “special needs housing unit” separate from ...
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Natalia McLennan, the former $2,000-an-hour hooker billed as “New York’s No. 1 Escort” and who spent 26 days at Rikers Island, has told Paris Hilton to be very afraid of ...
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Due to the overcrowded LA jails, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, “America’s Toughest Sheriff”, has graciously offered to house Paris Hilton at Tent City in Arizona. If LA takes him ...
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In a concentrated effort to avoid jail, an idea born from the dimly lit basement that is Paris and her handler’s minds, the soon to be incarcerated socialite attended Catholic ...
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The LA County Sheriff’s department are changing their tune, saying Paris may not spend all 45 days in jail. Due to sudden overcrowding and state law, her sentence could be ...
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Paris Hilton responded with a statement prepared by her fancy new lawyer in regards to the prevalent belief that she thinks she’s above the law. An idea perpetuated by those ...
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Paris Hilton fired her old lawyer and hired a famous DUI defense lawyer in an effort to convince a judge she shouldn’t serve jail time. Then she cried on her ...
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Paris Hilton was driving her blue Bentley only days after being sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her suspended license probation. If you could have read Paris’ mind ...
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On Paris Hilton’s MySpace page, the soon to be jailed socialite has started an online petition asking Governor Schwarzenegger to pardon her. She urges everyone to “sihn” the petition which ...
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In an earlier interview with Harper’s Bazaar, Paris discusses the infatuation the LAPD has with her. She believes cops flag her down to hit on her. Paris whines,
“I think I ...
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Elliot Mintz and Paris Hilton have parted ways. A few reports indicate Paris fired Elliot for leading her to believe she was still allowed to drive with a suspended license. ...
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Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in jail at the Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF). The Los Angeles County Superior Court judge determined Paris Hilton violated her probation ...
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The prosecutor in Paris Hilton’s case has filed documents (here) with the court pushing for 45 days in jail for knowingly driving with a suspended license and failing to enroll ...
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Paris Hilton’s naked corpse with removable innards will serve as a PSA to warn prom-goers about the dangers of drunk driving. The bronze statue, complete with chihuahua, Tinkerbell, and matching ...
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Paris Hilton was in the audience when Prince played Club 3121 in Vegas’ Rio All-Suite Hotel & Casino. Much to her chagrin, Prince invited her on stage, handed her the ...
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While Nicky and Cameron were popping zits Wednesday night, Paris Hilton had her heart set on a different goal. Namely, seducing the self-absorbed James Blunt which shouldn’t be hard provided ...
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Pictures of Paris Hilton sporting some amazing cleavage formed by a pair of unimpressive breasts have led many to believe the socialite has gotten breast augmentation. Tired of all these ...
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I know I just posted photos of Paris Hilton, but her fake tan is ridiculous. Oh, ok. I’m being too harsh. I mean, if these were taken in the complete ...
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The saline in Paris Hilton’s new boobs might have leaked and gone to her brain judging by her behavior at Les Deux last Friday. According to NYDN, Paris and sister ...
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An upcoming episode of “The Simple Life” features Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at a wellness camp administering enemas. When discussing the series’ most pivotal moment, Nicole Richie didn’t seem ...
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