Paris Hilton goes to court

A police cruiser finally picked up Paris Hilton to take her to the courthouse almost an hour and a half later than she was supposed to appear in court.

Someone really loves Paris

Earlier in the day, a spokesman for the Los Angeles County Superior Court announced Paris Hilton didn’t have to come to court and would be allowed to phone in.

Paris ordered back to court

Paris Hilton has been ordered to return to court at 9 a.m. today to decide if she should be put back in jail and will appear before the same judge, Judge Michael Sauer, that sentenced her.

Paris Speaks, county officials not happy

Paris Hilton’s attorney Richard A. Hutton has released this statement on her behalf, “I want to thank the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department and staff of the Century Regional Detention Center for treating me fairly and professionally.

Paris Hilton is free

Paris Hilton has been released from jail 5 days (officially) into her 23 day sentence which was cut down from an original 45 day sentence.

Paris not happy with Sarah Silverman

Even though everybody laughed at Sarah Silverman’s verbal assault of Paris Hilton, one person was left less than thrilled.

More bad news for Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton’s failed single Stars Are Blind is alleged to be a blatant rip-off of UB40’s Kingston Town.

Paris Hilton turned herself in

After making an appearance at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night, Paris Hilton’s lawyer, Richard Hutton, drove her to the Men’s Central Jail in downtown LA where she turned herself in to begin her 23 day jail sentence.

Nicky Hilton is an idiot

At the BlackBerry Curve launch party, Nicky Hilton spoke out about her sister’s impending jail sentence calling it “absurd.” The 23-year-old tells People, “I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd.” Offering more proof the Hilton sisters are simply retarded.

Paris already has a roommate

A cell mate has been hand picked for Paris Hilton by officials at the jail she’ll be staying at.

Paris has good friends, maybe

In an attempt to make the best out of a bad situation, Paris’ friends extol (or mock) the benefits of being incarcerated with other criminals who may or may not want to cause our socialite bodily harm.

Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton fake make-up

Season 5 of The Simple Life is coming and E! wants to drum up viewers by showing this little clip of Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton burying the hatchet.

Paris drops her appeal

Paris Hilton has officially dropped her probation violation appeal which was scheduled to be filed today at 1:30 p.m.

Paris Hilton will serve half the time

It’s official. Authorities stated that Paris Hilton’s jail time has been cut in half to 23 days and she will be kept in a “special needs housing unit” separate from the general inmate population.