Paris Hilton needs to be on the lookout for a new threat because the Lynwood Correction Facility where she’s staying is full of staph infection.
Paris Hilton’s failed single Stars Are Blind is alleged to be a blatant rip-off of UB40’s Kingston Town.
During Sarah Silverman’s opening monologue at the MTV Movie Awards, she made a joke about Paris Hilton going to jail and sucking on penises.
After making an appearance at the MTV Movie Awards Sunday night, Paris Hilton’s lawyer, Richard Hutton, drove her to the Men’s Central Jail in downtown LA where she turned herself in to begin her 23 day jail sentence.
At the BlackBerry Curve launch party, Nicky Hilton spoke out about her sister’s impending jail sentence calling it “absurd.” The 23-year-old tells People, “I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd.” Offering more proof the Hilton sisters are simply retarded.
Paris Hilton begins her 23 day jail sentence on Monday and as always, she’s turning it into an opportunity to make some cash and obtain exposure.
A cell mate has been hand picked for Paris Hilton by officials at the jail she’ll be staying at.
In an attempt to make the best out of a bad situation, Paris’ friends extol (or mock) the benefits of being incarcerated with other criminals who may or may not want to cause our socialite bodily harm.
Season 5 of The Simple Life is coming and E! wants to drum up viewers by showing this little clip of Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton burying the hatchet.
Paris Hilton has officially dropped her probation violation appeal which was scheduled to be filed today at 1:30 p.m.
It’s official. Authorities stated that Paris Hilton’s jail time has been cut in half to 23 days and she will be kept in a “special needs housing unit” separate from the general inmate population.
Natalia McLennan, the former $2,000-an-hour hooker billed as “New York’s No.
Due to the overcrowded LA jails, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio, “America’s Toughest Sheriff”, has graciously offered to house Paris Hilton at Tent City in Arizona.
In a concentrated effort to avoid jail, an idea born from the dimly lit basement that is Paris and her handler’s minds, the soon to be incarcerated socialite attended Catholic church in Beverly Hills and visited her sick father at Cedar Sinai hospital over the weekend.
The LA County Sheriff’s department are changing their tune, saying Paris may not spend all 45 days in jail.
Paris Hilton responded with a statement prepared by her fancy new lawyer in regards to the prevalent belief that she thinks she’s above the law.
Paris Hilton fired her old lawyer and hired a famous DUI defense lawyer in an effort to convince a judge she shouldn’t serve jail time.
Paris Hilton was driving her blue Bentley only days after being sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her suspended license probation.
On Paris Hilton’s MySpace page, the soon to be jailed socialite has started an online petition asking Governor Schwarzenegger to pardon her.
In an earlier interview with Harper’s Bazaar, Paris discusses the infatuation the LAPD has with her.