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Paris Hilton Jealous of Kim Kardashian’s Success

There’s this joke that goes, “Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.” I don’t know why I just thought ... Read More »

Paris Hilton Classes the Place Up

If you ever need to class up the place, just invite Paris Hilton. That’s what they did for the Supermartxe VIP party in Madrid on Sunday. Paris arrived at the ... Read More »

Nicole Richie banned Paris Hilton from her wedding

Nicole Richie did what any sane person would do on the most important day of their life. Ban Paris Hilton from showing up. It wasn’t an easy decision but… wait, ... Read More »

Paris Hilton went costume shopping

Paris Hilton… Head to toe in sea men… There’s a joke in there but I just can’t quit figure it out. Read More »

Paris Hilton has a new reality show

Paris Hilton will have a new reality series on the Oxygen network, says the New York Post. It won’t be anything like The Simple Life where a source claims she ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is a menace

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits were leaving Boa in West Hollywood, CA Wednesday night when they hit a photog. Their Bentley was surrounded by paparazzi and Waits was honking ... Read More »

Paris Hilton kicked out of Japan

After being detained for more than 6 hours at the airport and then spending the night at a hotel, Japan has officially kicked Paris Hilton out due to her cocaine ... Read More »

Paris Hilton detained in Japan over cocaine arrest

Paris Hilton was detained at a Japanese airport today for hours unable to enter the country because she had plead guilty to possession of cocaine. She’s been allowed to stay ... Read More »

Paris Hilton isn’t going to jail

In late August, Paris Hilton was arrested for possession of cocaine at Wynn hotel in Vegas. Paris claimed the purse the baggie of coke fell out of wasn’t hers but ... Read More »

Paris Hilton smuggles drugs in her vagina

“Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis is currently trying to block the release of a tell-all book written by one of his former employees, Ryan Simkin. Simikin seems not too ... Read More »

Paris Hilton treated like a princess in jail

Paris Hilton was processed and released from Clark County Detention Center in three hours; half the time it takes to process a normal person facing the same charge. Las Vegas ... Read More »

Paris Hilton owes $160,000

Worldwide Entertainment Group, the people behind 2006′s Pledge This!, filed a $1 million suit against Paris Hilton for breach of contract claiming she failed to do interviews with British and ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is lying

When Paris Hilton was arrested for possession of cocaine, she told the cops that the purse they found it in wasn’t hers even though she said the cash and credit ... Read More »

Paris Hilton banned from Wynn resorts

After Paris Hilton was arrested for possession of cocaine inside the Wynn and her boyfriend, Wynn nightclub exec Cy Waits, was arrested for driving while high outside the hotel, Wynn ... Read More »

Paris Hilton doesn’t have time for drugs

According to Paris Hilton’s hair stylist Michael Boychuck, Hilton “wants everyone to know she does not do drugs and does not have time for that.” Hilton superfan Boychuck said in ... Read More »

Paris Hilton to be charged with drug felony

Hallelujah! Unlike LA where the DA would have asked Paris for her autograph and kissed her feet before ever charging her with anything, Las Vegas will hit Paris Hilton with ... Read More »

Paris Hilton arrested for cocaine possession

Paris Hilton was arrested for cocaine possession Friday night in Las Vegas. Shortly before midnight, she and her boyfriend Cy Waits were pulled over in front of the Wynn on ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is an attention whore

Paris Hilton can sniff out a camera from 5 miles out. That’s why she stepped out on her balcony in only a towel when a live KTLA news chopper ... Read More »

Paris Hilton was almost knifed

Paris Hilton tweeted about an hour ago that she was woken up by a guy trying to break into her house with two knives. She posted the photo above with ... Read More »

Paris Hilton still jealous of Kim Kardashian

Remember that time Kim Kardashian burned Paris Hilton on the mic at Lavo (story here)? Well, that wasn’t the only reason Paris was pissed at Kim that night. Paris had found ... Read More »