January 23rd, 2007
Jenna Jameson and Paris Hilton have been approached to star in a new show where they would teach virgins all about sex. The reality show titled “Virgin Territory” has begun casting male virgins aged 18-34 with no experience necessary. Ironically, the show is the brainchild of Kevin Blatt, the man responsible for One Night in …
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January 22nd, 2007
Paris Hilton wasn’t present when her lawyers entered a no contest plea on her behalf. They didn’t say where she was, but the likely guess is sleeping off an all night bender. Her punishment for endangering the lives of others includes a 36 month probation, a $390 fine and mandatory attendance to an alcohol education …
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January 19th, 2007
A surgery six years ago to fix Paris Hilton’s eye lids had supposedly damaged the muscles in her left eye lid causing it to droop more than the right. Earlier this week, Paris went to a plastic surgeon’s office with sister Nicky to get a consult on fixing her dropping eye lid. Paris has only …
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January 18th, 2007
74-year-old Austrian businessman Richard Lugner has invited Paris Hilton to the exclusive Vienna Opera Ball. It is rumored Paris will be getting $1 million to attend. Meanwhile, Britney Spears is crying into a bag of Doritos somewhere because her name was removed from the guest list as she and Hilton are no longer friends.
Lugner calls …
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January 11th, 2007
I watched Beauty and Geek yesterday. I was pretty disappointed since I thought beauty meant something along the lines of hot, but I found out in tv world it means ugly and annoying. There were possibly two attractive girls, some average girls, one girl who looked like Brooke Hogan and another was so wholly unattractive …
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January 9th, 2007
Egads, Paris Hilton wasn’t the first girl this year to flash a nipple. I believe that honor goes to Ashlee Simpson. Color me impressed although I would have liked to see her hold out for longer. These pictures are pretty self-explanatory and NSFW. Paris shows how accidentally flashing your nipple should be done. How …
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January 9th, 2007
Serious actress and Paris Hilton. When you hear these two words used in the same sentence you wonder what the punchline is. The blissfully ignorant socialite recently landed a role in The Hottie and the Nottie whose premise is as ridiculous as it sounds. It’s about a hot girl (Paris Hilton) who vows to not …
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January 5th, 2007
Ok, the title is a little misleading. She doesn’t actually sleep with monkeys. She sleeps with A monkey. It’s a baby monkey named Brigitte Bardot. In an interview Paris lies and says,
I don’t do that [have sex] unless I’m in a relationship. I’m old-fashioned when it comes to that. I really am!†Hilton told Australian …
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