The video is related to Kal Penn being in the horrible Van Wilder 2. Old? Yea, but anything has got to be better than that movie. (If my host goes down I’m going to hurt someone. I’m going to hurt someone.)
Gwen Stefani has her own fragrance. Will it smell like ass? One can only hope. …

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The most disturbing news item of the day is about Paris Hilton. After partying with Britney for so long, Paris now wants to have kids.
“It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,” the 25-year-old heiress announced, reports Life & Style Weekly. And Hilton thinks she’s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: “I look after …

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Missing from today’s Billboard Awards is Paris Hilton who was tapped to host. The girl famous for being drilled in every which way on camera cited her moral integrity for not doing the show.
“It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers,” her spokesman, Elliot Mintz, said in a statement. “Paris …

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Paris Hilton is teaching Britney Spears how to pole dance. I think they got it wrong. It should be pole smoke.
“Paris took Britney upstairs in her house where she fitted her in a blue tu-tu, and then Paris put on a matching tu-tu. “They then went downstairs and danced at Paris’s in-house stripper pole.”
On a …

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Britney Spears and Paris Hilton were booked to co-host the Fox Billboard Music Awards airing December 4. Yesterday, Britney pulled out for no reason.
The source says the show may go on with Hilton as solo host, or it may feature comedian (and Fox sitcom star) Brad Garrett, given he’s at the top of the show …

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I thought I’d wait till the end of the day to combine all the Lindsay Lohan / Paris Hilton news together since their little plan of getting more coverage for themselves is annoying. Lindsay Lohan is mad at whoever spread the lies about Paris hitting her with a drink on Sunday. Which is a dumbass …

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Right after Lindsay said Paris hit her with a drink, she was caught at 5AM morning with Paris and Britney in a car. X17 says Paris’ publicist told them to hurry to the Beverley Hills Hotel where they caught the three laughing and giggling like little school girls.
These three piling into one car isn’t such …

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Lindsay ran into Paris at a mutual friend’s party and claims the always retarded heiress hit her for no reason. Lindsay showed up with a bruise outside of her hotel and made the statement to the camera crew waiting outside.
“I’m saying this on tape. She hit me for no reason, apparently, at my friend’s house. …

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