Why is Britney always hanging around with Paris? Because only Paris knows how to make her relevant again. Grabbing her tits when they’re trying to run away is part of the plan. In two more days, there’ll be pictures of Britney making out with Paris. She might as well just strip now because it’s gonna …
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Paris Hilton pukes on stage
November 21st, 2006Respond
Some guy I’ve never heard of named Joshua Radin, supposedly some good singer (generic), was in Las Vegas sitting next to Paris catching the Jay-Z show. He verifies the fact that Paris is beyond narcissistic saying she took out a compact to stare at herself every 6 minutes and posed while Jay-Z was performing two …
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November 17th, 2006Respond
Paris Hilton is moving in on Lindsay’s ex, Harry Morton. What a lucky guy.
Tina Fey is the truth. The interview she did with Howard Stern is so awesome, I’m just going to post the whole transcript here. Via Us Magazine.
What is Paris Hilton like?
She’s a piece of sh-t. The people at SNL were like maybe …
Paris was almost punched in the face
November 17th, 20061 comment
My respect for England is rising. First Lindsay Lohan was booed offstage at the World Music Awards. Now comes word of Paris Hilton almost being punched in the face again. It began at a World Music Awards after party setup by Vanity Fair. Paris ordered her handlers to get guests to step back so she …
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November 15th, 2006Respond
Lost is wearing everybody thin. Yet, I still watch it. Is this what an abusive relationship feels like?
Paris Hilton just can’t resist showing her vagina. Those things see more daylight than her hands.
George Clooney was named the new sexiest man alive by People. You’ve won this round George. Just wait till I get a doctor …
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November 14th, 2006Respond
This god awful boring news day is almost over. Now it’s time to sit back and watch shows from Monday like Prison Break and Heroes.
Paris Hilton posed with Judi Dench. Judi was looking the other way unaware she was about to be mauled by a slut.
Bill Cosby settled a civil suit by a woman claiming …
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November 7th, 2006Respond
Faith Hill was kind of mad about losing to Carrie Underwood at the CMA Awards last night. The murderous rage that filled her can be seen at 43 seconds. Her PR is playing it off as her being playful. Right. And my wanting to knee Kevin Federline in the face is just me being flirtatious.
Paris …
Blame Paris Hilton’s parents
November 6th, 20061 comment
Jerry Oppenheimer, a biographer who has spent more than a year studying Paris Hilton (I feel your pain buddy), says Paris Hilton has made herself the IT girl this decade and pities her.
“Her mother, Kathy, put her in make-up and allowed her (into) nightclubs from a very young age,” Oppenheimer, a biographer of Martha Stewart …
