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In other news

October 27th, 2006Respond

Eli Roth gives us a teaser trailer for Hostel 2. I still don’t know why some people go gonzo over the first one. All it had was naked chicks, ultra-violence and, um, nevermind.
Angelina Jolie wants to adopt an Indian baby. Remember that Simpsons episode where children of different cultures sit around in a circle and …

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Buy Paris Hilton for only $100,000

October 24th, 20061 comment

Paris is whoring herself out to anybody in Miami, New York or Los Angeles with $100,000 to spend. She’ll throw a party in your honor on New Years Eve and teach you the ways of a socialite. The catch is you have to pay for all expenses and a private jet.
Yes, you too can feel …

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Paris Hilton smuggles drugs

October 23rd, 2006Respond

Nick Carter should write a book about Paris Hilton considering he’s so infatuated with telling all about her. The newest allegation has Paris smuggling pot in her holed out teddy bear.
“If she was going overseas she’d cut a hole in her teddy and stuff it with cannabis. She had to have her own private stash …

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Celebrity MySpace comments

October 20th, 20063 comments

Because MySpace is a mess, some users on ONTD posted info on how to view comments on private profiles. If you’ve ever wanted to hear the inane ramblings of celebrities and their friends, then fire up your mouse. I feel so useless that this is old news, but better late than never. Here are Paris …

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Paris Hilton is worthless

October 19th, 2006Respond

Paris Hilton is trying to distance herself from the straight to dvd movie, National Lampoon’s Pledge This. Paris recently canceled plans to attend the premiere on Oct. 11 to promote her album, but the studio didn’t want to premiere without her because she was the movie’s biggest star. They moved it to Oct. 28 and …

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Paris and Lindsay are friends?

October 17th, 2006Respond

What we feared could happen has happened. Lindsay Lohan has befriended Paris Hilton. The two were seen at Michelle Trachtenberg’ 21st birthday party whispering to each other and signing autographs. Later, they both retired for the night to the Sky Villa at the Palms.
It’s said that together, Paris and Lindsay form a space so vacuous …

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Paris and Travis are done

October 11th, 2006Respond

After the awesomeness of Shanna Moakler punching Paris in the face (it will never get old, never never), Paris broke it off with Travis Barker because “Paris realized this was not what she needed in her life right now.” And you people say this girl isn’t bright.
Continuing with the Paris / Nicole double news, MSNBC …

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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie make nice

October 11th, 2006Respond

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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have finally reconciled after a year long feud and it only took a threat of putting them on a deserted island with a bunch of survivalists to do it. That was producer Jon Murray’s idea for the final season of The Simple Life if the two continued their …

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