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Paris Hilton is, umm, tan

I know I just posted photos of Paris Hilton, but her fake tan is ridiculous. Oh, ok. I’m being too harsh. I mean, if these were taken in the complete ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan breaks Paris Hilton

The saline in Paris Hilton’s new boobs might have leaked and gone to her brain judging by her behavior at Les Deux last Friday. According to NYDN, Paris and sister ... Read More »

Paris and Nicole give the gift of enemas

An upcoming episode of “The Simple Life” features Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie at a wellness camp administering enemas. When discussing the series’ most pivotal moment, Nicole Richie didn’t seem ... Read More »

That Kim Kardashian sex tape is working

Paris Hilton didn’t show up at Kim Kardashian’s birthday party in Vegas last Friday as the two are reported to no longer be best friends. Presumably, there’s no room for ... Read More »

Paris Hilton won’t stand for this

Manhattan Mini Storage began running an ad on phone kiosks with a picture of Paris Hilton’s dog Tinkerbell and the slogan: “Your closet’s so shallow it makes Paris Hilton look ... Read More »

Paris Hilton may face jail time

Hollywood’s perennial nightclub fixture, whose whorishness is a standard no other celebutante can match, faces jail time. City prosecutors will request Paris Hilton’s probation, stemming from a reckless driving case, ... Read More »

Randy Spelling took Paris’ virginity

Randy Spelling promoted his television show the only way he knew how, by name dropping Paris Hilton and her libido. Randy has revealed he was the one that opened Pandora’s ... Read More »

Nicole Richie goes to fat camp

In the fourth season of The Simple Life, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton will be camp counselors at fat camp. E! describes it as a wellness camp focused on eating ... Read More »