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Kim Kardashian gave Paris Hilton a decent burn

Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton used to be best friends. Mostly because they had a lot in common. Both of them released a sex tape to get famous and both ... Read More »

Paris Hilton sued $35 million for hair

Hairtech International Inc. sued Paris Hilton for $35 million in damages for violating a contract she had with the company. The suit alleges Paris wore the extensions of a rival ... Read More »

Paris Hilton channels Marilyn Monroe

Paris Hilton dressed up as Marilyn Monroe for the launch of her new fragrance called Tease. This was her 10th fragrance meaning either execs loved her so much they asked ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is shooting a video, heils Hitler

Paris Hilton has never had to work a day in her life but she’ll tell you otherwise because she thinks partying at clubs, getting wasted and shooting music videos is ... Read More »

Paris Hilton still partying

The only thing that could make these pictures of Paris Hilton pouring champagne over herself better is if the champagne was flammable and everyone threw these sparklers at her. [Fame] Read More »

Paris Hilton flashes the VIP Room

God knows why France let this walking venereal disease into their country but it’s their own fault that Paris showed up at the VIP Room in St. Tropez and fingered ... Read More »

Paris Hilton pours champagne over herself

When most girls strut around on a stage while guys pour champagne over their half-naked body, they’re usually on spring break. Not Paris Hilton though. She does this for a ... Read More »

Paris Hilton busted for weed again

Although Paris Hilton denies it, punny sites like the New York Daily News are reporting that “chronic offender,” the “dopey Paris Hilton,” was busted for possession of marijuana for the ... Read More »

Paris Hilton arrested in South Africa

Paris Hilton was arrested in South Africa on suspicion of possession of marijuana today. She showed up at the courtroom late Friday. Happy 4th, bitches. Hilton was detained in Port Elizabeth ... Read More »

Paris Hilton hits up Encore

Oh joy. Exactly what I wanted to see this morning. A flat chested socialite posing by a pool and not getting pushed in. I can’t begin to explain how disappointed ... Read More »

Paris and Nicky Hilton were at the USO event

Paris and Nicky Hilton showed up for the USO Swinging Salute to our Troops event in NYC on Wednesday. Although, if you knew this event was happening, their attendance was ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is see-through

Britney’s dad has passed a no nipple ordinance for Britney requiring her to wear a bra when she goes out. Paris Hilton’s dad should do the same. I mean, if ... Read More »

Paris Hilton in a bikini in Vegas

Paris Hilton hit up The Ultimate Daytime Pool Party in Las Vegas on Sunday and I’m so far from caring what Paris looks like in a bikini anymore. She’s not ... Read More »

Paris Hilton milked Doug Reinhardt for $2 million

During their 18 month relationship, Doug Reinhardt spent $2 million on Paris Hilton. This included trips on private planes to Fiji, Hawaii, Aspen and Anguilla among other places. From Radar: Doug ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is single

Radar says they know the real reason Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt split. According to “sources”, Paris thought Doug was just using her to further his career. Naturally, that’s the ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is fun

Over at Deadspin, one MTV producer shares stories from his time working on the MTV Spring Break broadcasts back in the early 2000′s and wouldn’t you know it, one of ... Read More »

Paris Hilton thinks she’s entitled

Paris Hilton was pulled over in Santa Monica on Tuesday and given a ticket for being a spoiled little bitch who thinks laws don’t apply to her. But that wouldn’t ... Read More »

Anthony Hopkins has a point

Anthony Hopkins compares Paris Hilton and other celebrity socialites to “soulless machines” and says people like Paris have “nothing going on up there.” “We’re living in a pretty strange time. I ... Read More »

Don’t drink the water

Not sure if Paris Hilton took a swim or not. It’s safer to not drink the water. If you’re Brazilian that is. It’s like Mexico. We here in America are ... Read More »

Paris Hilton wants attention

You’d think there would be more photos of Paris Hilton flaunting her ass in a desperate bid for attention during these past few months, but there aren’t. She’s surprisingly been ... Read More »