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Paris Hilton was thrown off a boat

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt — starting out a story like that never bodes well — were invited to a yacht party by a guy named David Furnish, Elton ... Read More »

There’s not enough Lysol in the world

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt hit up a club in Cannes last night and pretty much humped each other around the place. God damn, this isn’t a porno ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is a good kisser

Is she trying to kiss him or deepthroat his face? Not sexy at all. This looks more like a bird regurgitating its food to feed its young. Via Holy Moly. Read More »

Paris Hilton is Paris Hilton in Cannes

You didn’t expect Paris Hilton to keep her legs crossed the whole time at Cannes did you? Of course not. That would be like asking a baby not to cry ... Read More »

Someone has a good sense of humor

Cops were called to Paris Hilton’s house early this morning after neighbors grew tired of hearing her and Dough Reinhardt screaming and yelling all night. “The noise didn’t stop and ... Read More »

Paris Hilton didn’t know

Worldwide Entertainment Group is suing Paris Hilton to the tune of $8.3 million for failing to promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This! as agreed upon. Hilton disagrees with the allegations saying ... Read More »

Paris Hilton designing children’s clothes

Paris Hilton’s latest venture will be designing kid’s clothes. Her tag line will call for kids to “slut up”. Pre-teen pregnancy will rise 25%. Mothers and fathers will cry. Worse, ... Read More »

Doug Reinhardt is the one for Paris, again

Even Paris Hilton was let into Ronson’s I heart Ronson for JCPenny party. That’s sad, Lindsay. Anyway, there we learned that Paris wants to marry Doug Reinhardt. She professed “He’s ... Read More »