God knows why France let this walking venereal disease into their country but it’s their own fault that Paris showed up at the VIP Room in St. Tropez and fingered ...
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When most girls strut around on a stage while guys pour champagne over their half-naked body, they’re usually on spring break. Not Paris Hilton though. She does this for a ...
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Although Paris Hilton denies it, punny sites like the New York Daily News are reporting that “chronic offender,” the “dopey Paris Hilton,” was busted for possession of marijuana for the ...
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Paris Hilton was arrested in South Africa on suspicion of possession of marijuana today. She showed up at the courtroom late Friday. Happy 4th, bitches.
Hilton was detained in Port Elizabeth ...
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Oh joy. Exactly what I wanted to see this morning. A flat chested socialite posing by a pool and not getting pushed in. I can’t begin to explain how disappointed ...
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Paris and Nicky Hilton showed up for the USO Swinging Salute to our Troops event in NYC on Wednesday. Although, if you knew this event was happening, their attendance was ...
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Britney’s dad has passed a no nipple ordinance for Britney requiring her to wear a bra when she goes out. Paris Hilton’s dad should do the same. I mean, if ...
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Paris Hilton hit up The Ultimate Daytime Pool Party in Las Vegas on Sunday and I’m so far from caring what Paris looks like in a bikini anymore. She’s not ...
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During their 18 month relationship, Doug Reinhardt spent $2 million on Paris Hilton. This included trips on private planes to Fiji, Hawaii, Aspen and Anguilla among other places. From Radar:
Doug ...
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Radar says they know the real reason Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt split. According to “sources”, Paris thought Doug was just using her to further his career. Naturally, that’s the ...
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Over at Deadspin, one MTV producer shares stories from his time working on the MTV Spring Break broadcasts back in the early 2000′s and wouldn’t you know it, one of ...
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Paris Hilton was pulled over in Santa Monica on Tuesday and given a ticket for being a spoiled little bitch who thinks laws don’t apply to her. But that wouldn’t ...
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Anthony Hopkins compares Paris Hilton and other celebrity socialites to “soulless machines” and says people like Paris have “nothing going on up there.”
“We’re living in a pretty strange time. I ...
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Not sure if Paris Hilton took a swim or not. It’s safer to not drink the water. If you’re Brazilian that is. It’s like Mexico. We here in America are ...
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You’d think there would be more photos of Paris Hilton flaunting her ass in a desperate bid for attention during these past few months, but there aren’t. She’s surprisingly been ...
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Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt’s neighbors in Hollywood Hills hated how loud they were at night. It got to the point that they tried to stage an “intervention” by complaining ...
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It must be Opposite Day because Paris Hilton is running around claiming she is intelligent and “down to earth“. So down to earth that she showed off her color ...
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Fame and excess. That pretty much describes the life of Paris Hilton. For example, on Saturday in her Beverly Hills mansion, she threw a birthday party for boyfriend Doug Reinhardt ...
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Paris Hilton added another animal to her menagerie of death. A piglette she named Princess Piglette. Bought for $4,500, the miniature pig will arrive at Hilton’s doorstep in 4-5 weeks. ...
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Paris Hilton constantly laments the media’s negative portrayal of her and frequently insists that her public persona is merely a character concocted by the world’s greatest thespian. As everyone knows, ...
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