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On Thursday, Paris Hilton was arrested for driving under the influence. Suprisingly, the only thing she blew that day was a .08. She claimed that she only had one margarita and the reason for driving erratically in her Mercedes-Benz SLR was she didn’t have anything to eat the whole day. That’s a pretty pitiful excuse …
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Paris Hilton makes my day
September 9th, 2006Respond
Paris Hilton has some fans
September 4th, 20061 comment
Guerilla artist, Banksy, has replaced Paris Hilton’s album with his own remixes with titles such as Why Am I Famous?, What Am I Here For? and What Have I Done? He had also changed the pictures on the sleeve to show Paris naked with a dog’s head. These songs are probably better than the real …
Paris and Brandon kiss
September 3rd, 20061 comment
Someone caught Brandon Davis giving Paris Hilton a little kiss when they were out together. I’ve never felt sorry for Paris until now. Even then, it’s the kind of sorry you feel when you see a guy get robbed at gun point and you decide the best thing to do is walk away. What? Isn’t …
Lance and Paris are together?
August 31st, 2006Respond
Lance Armstrong and Paris Hilton were spotted at the Key Club in LA catching the band Vacation where they apparently arrived together and left together.
Lance Armstrong survived cancer. Now he wants to try and survive Paris Hilton’s stds? He’s a brave soul. You wouldn’t find a more awkward visual had Albert Einstein given a chimpanzee …
Paris Hilton has failed
August 29th, 2006Respond
PageSix is reporting Paris Hilton’s album is a big failure. Paris only sold 75,000 copies. Compare that to Christina Aguilera’s first week sale of 320,000 and you have a sad Paris.
“The international outlook is not much better for her,” one industry source told Page Six. “The international people are not inclined to do a big …
Paris Hilton infects people
August 28th, 2006Respond
Paris Hilton is angry over comments Elijah Blue Allman, Cher’s son, made about her on Howard Stern. He claims he had sex with both Paris and Nicole before they were famous and he had this to say about his Paris experience.
Allman, who is the lead singer and guitarist for the band Deadsy, said that after …
Paris Hilton did some hacking
August 24th, 2006Respond
A while back, Lindsay Lohan accused Paris Hilton of hacking her phone. Everyone just scoffed because Paris hacking a phone is equivalent to a five year old finding a cure for cancer.
On August 22, SpoofCard issued a press release telling everyone they terminated 50 accounts that were using SpoofCard to gain unauthorized access to voicemail …
Paris Hilton has a new lover
August 23rd, 20061 comment
Paris Hilton has probably lost the bet with Serena Williams over who could abstain from sex the longest. The news today is Paris and Brandon Davis have been living together since he got out of rehab. The cover story is Brandon is selling his home and that’s why he’s staying at her house. Clever. Except …




