After Britney decided to listen to her people and stop hanging out with Paris Hilton, Paris didn’t invite Britney to her Christmas party and now refers to Britney as “Animal.” Why?
“Britney doesn’t think about things before she does them. She just acts out,†says the source.
I’ll just state the obvious and say Paris is a …
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Britney is “The Animal”
December 28th, 2006Respond
Paris Hilton is dazzling
December 25th, 2006Respond
That little guy posing with Paris is too smiley and kind of disturbing. I can’t imagine what’s going on there. She probably thinks he’s a leprechaun about to lead her to his pot of gold and her poor excuse for cleavage is just the ticket to convince him. Paris on the beach though. Now that’s …
Paris Hilton is charming
December 21st, 2006Respond
I’m not sure if these are fakes or what, but apparently these letters are from Paris Hilton to Nick Carter while they were dating. I have to assume it’s real since Paris never matured past 6th grade. All they need are some blood spatter and spit.
Paris Hilton hasn’t had sex in months
December 18th, 20062 comments
Paris Hilton claims she has been celibate for seven months. During an interview, she was asked how long it’s been.
About six or seven months, I think. I don’t care. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex. I’ve only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I’d like to …
Paris Hilton claims her next victim
December 15th, 20063 comments
The beast is moving faster than expected. Her hunger is growing and it cannot be satiated. Paris Hilton has just sunk her claws into her next victim: Elisha Cuthbert. These two were in House of Wax together, but since then they haven’t really been seen hanging out with each other. Luckily this is one vag …
Britney and Paris are no longer friends
December 14th, 20062 comments
Britney Spears and Paris Hilton’s friendship is now over. One week ago there was an endless supply of Britney vagina. Now Britney’s people have told her that if she wants to make a comeback then she needs to stay away from Paris Hilton. This news comes shortly after a semi-apology posted on her site.
They say …
Paris Hilton has something up her nose
December 13th, 20061 comment
Splash says Paris and Brendon paid $2600 for a steak lunch. Paris left with something up her nose. Her publicist says it’s from a sugary substance or it’s just a reflection from the lights. Certainly not from a line of coke. I’m sitting here wondering why I’m staring at Paris Hilton’s beak. You could pay …
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December 13th, 2006Respond
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Terry Hatcher is aging gracefully. Wow, I said that with a straight face. [Dlisted]
Michelle Trachtenberg is confused over …
