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Paris Hilton is still a whore

July 10th, 2006Respond

Paris Hilton was a little bummed that she hasn’t been in the news lately. It must eat away at her if no one is talking …

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Paris Hilton wants babies

July 6th, 2006Respond

Call child protection now. Paris Hilton wants to have children in the next five years. I fear for this child. Just think, it has to …

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Paris Hilton premieres another track

June 30th, 20061 comment

Another track from the new Paris Hilton album has premiered. It’s called Turn It Up, which is pretty ironic. I’ll let you figure that one …

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Paris Hilton infects Canada

June 26th, 2006Respond

Is there anybody slimier than Paris Hilton? Tragically, there is. Jose Theodore, some douchebag hockey player, was spotted partying with Paris in Montreal. I know …

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Paris Hilton likes to hit people

June 12th, 2006Respond

Paris Hilton has been sued over a car accident that happened in May of 2004. The document says that Paris failed to stop and caused …

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Cars is #1

June 11th, 2006Respond

This weekend at the box office, Cars took the top spot with $62.8 million. Not a bad opening, but not that great either, especially when …

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Paris Hilton boycotts her own movie

May 30th, 2006Respond

Paris Hilton is an idiot and that makes her newsworthy.
Paris did not go to the premiere of her movie in Cannes, National Lampoon’s Pledge This!, …

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