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I watched Beauty and Geek yesterday. I was pretty disappointed since I thought beauty meant something along the lines of hot, but I found out in tv world it means ... Read More »

Paris Hilton slips a nipple

Egads, Paris Hilton wasn’t the first girl this year to flash a nipple. I believe that honor goes to Ashlee Simpson. Color me impressed although I would have liked ... Read More »

Oh Paris, you are so clueless

Serious actress and Paris Hilton. When you hear these two words used in the same sentence you wonder what the punchline is. The blissfully ignorant socialite recently landed a role ... Read More »

Paris Hilton sleeps with monkeys

Ok, the title is a little misleading. She doesn’t actually sleep with monkeys. She sleeps with A monkey. It’s a baby monkey named Brigitte Bardot. In an interview Paris lies ... Read More »

Paris fired from own nightclub

Paris Hilton has been fired as the face of both Club Paris clubs. Owner Fred Khalilian named the clubs after Paris Hilton for reasons unbeknownst to anyone. Fred says it ... Read More »

Paris gets it in her eye

Something hard and wet hit Paris Hilton in the face while she was singing her debut track at Pure Nightclub and it wasn’t a penis. Hardy har har I’m clever. ... Read More »

Paris Hilton doesn’t pay for food

Paris Hilton skipped out on her bill at Sloanes Café in Australia. She ate half a hamburger, but didn’t pay for her mineral water and frappe which amounted to $9.80. ... Read More »

Paris Hilton whores up Bondi Beach

Paris arrived in Australia with Kim Kardashian to host an NYE party for a new beer called Bondi Blonde. She has been paid a reported $1 million and will select ... Read More »