Paris Hilton was a little bummed that she hasn’t been in the news lately. It must eat away at her if no one is talking …
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Paris Hilton wants babies
July 6th, 2006Respond
Call child protection now. Paris Hilton wants to have children in the next five years. I fear for this child. Just think, it has to …
Paris Hilton premieres another track
June 30th, 20061 comment
Another track from the new Paris Hilton album has premiered. It’s called Turn It Up, which is pretty ironic. I’ll let you figure that one …
Paris Hilton infects Canada
June 26th, 2006Respond
Is there anybody slimier than Paris Hilton? Tragically, there is. Jose Theodore, some douchebag hockey player, was spotted partying with Paris in Montreal. I know …
Paris Hilton likes to hit people
June 12th, 2006Respond
Paris Hilton has been sued over a car accident that happened in May of 2004. The document says that Paris failed to stop and caused …
Cars is #1
June 11th, 2006Respond
This weekend at the box office, Cars took the top spot with $62.8 million. Not a bad opening, but not that great either, especially when …
Paris Hilton boycotts her own movie
May 30th, 2006Respond
Paris Hilton is an idiot and that makes her newsworthy.
Paris did not go to the premiere of her movie in Cannes, National Lampoon’s Pledge This!, …
