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Britney is “The Animal”

After Britney decided to listen to her people and stop hanging out with Paris Hilton, Paris didn’t invite Britney to her Christmas party and now refers to Britney as “Animal.” ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is dazzling

That little guy posing with Paris is too smiley and kind of disturbing. I can’t imagine what’s going on there. She probably thinks he’s a leprechaun about to lead her ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is charming

I’m not sure if these are fakes or what, but apparently these letters are from Paris Hilton to Nick Carter while they were dating. I have to assume it’s real ... Read More »

Paris Hilton hasn’t had sex in months

Paris Hilton claims she has been celibate for seven months. During an interview, she was asked how long it’s been. About six or seven months, I think. I don’t care. I ... Read More »

Paris Hilton claims her next victim

The beast is moving faster than expected. Her hunger is growing and it cannot be satiated. Paris Hilton has just sunk her claws into her next victim: Elisha Cuthbert. These ... Read More »

Britney and Paris are no longer friends

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton’s friendship is now over. One week ago there was an endless supply of Britney vagina. Now Britney’s people have told her that if she wants ... Read More »

Paris Hilton has something up her nose

Splash says Paris and Brendon paid $2600 for a steak lunch. Paris left with something up her nose. Her publicist says it’s from a sugary substance or it’s just a ... Read More »

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