The Guardian has a little chat with Paris Hilton. In it, she claims she is going to attempt the impossible. Give up sex for a year.
…she is going to stay boyfriendless and celibate for a year. Why? “Just because I want to. I feel I’m becoming stronger as a person. Every time I have a …
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Paris Hilton is not promiscuous
July 12th, 20061 comment
Paris Hilton is still a whore
July 10th, 2006Respond
Paris Hilton was a little bummed that she hasn’t been in the news lately. It must eat away at her if no one is talking about her on a regular basis. That’s why she decided to show everyone her snatch again. She really needs to come up with something a little more novel other than …
Paris Hilton wants babies
July 6th, 2006Respond
Call child protection now. Paris Hilton wants to have children in the next five years. I fear for this child. Just think, it has to pass through Paris’ vagina then be raised by her. This kid would be traumitized starting from a fetus. Think of how many penises would be poking its head.
A pack of …
Paris Hilton premieres another track
June 30th, 20061 comment
Another track from the new Paris Hilton album has premiered. It’s called Turn It Up, which is pretty ironic. I’ll let you figure that one out for yourselves. If you were wondering in how many different mediums Paris could be slutty in, then add music to your list. I couldn’t understand half of what she …
Paris Hilton infects Canada
June 26th, 2006Respond
Is there anybody slimier than Paris Hilton? Tragically, there is. Jose Theodore, some douchebag hockey player, was spotted partying with Paris in Montreal. I know what you’re thinking: Who cares. Paris has seen more penises than even Richard Simmons.
What’s grand is that while this guy was busy hooking up with Paris, his prematurely born, three …
Paris Hilton likes to hit people
June 12th, 2006Respond
Paris Hilton has been sued over a car accident that happened in May of 2004. The document says that Paris failed to stop and caused a four car accident. The best part is that Paris Hilton is only covered for $5,000 in property damage even though she swims in cash like Uncle Scrooge. Now the …
Cars is #1
June 11th, 2006Respond
This weekend at the box office, Cars took the top spot with $62.8 million. Not a bad opening, but not that great either, especially when you compare it to other Pixar films of the past. They made near the same amount as Monsters Inc. did in 2001, but also back then tickets weren’t $10. The …
Paris Hilton boycotts her own movie
May 30th, 2006Respond
Paris Hilton is an idiot and that makes her newsworthy.
Paris did not go to the premiere of her movie in Cannes, National Lampoon’s Pledge This!, because of a disagreement with the producers.
The socialite was furious after discovering “National Lampoon’s Pledge This!” filmmakers had added nudity to the movie without checking with her first.
She says, “I’m …
