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Lindsay Lohan is retarded

Right after Lindsay said Paris hit her with a drink, she was caught at 5AM morning with Paris and Britney in a car. X17 says Paris’ publicist told them to ... Read More »

Paris Hilton hit Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay ran into Paris at a mutual friend’s party and claims the always retarded heiress hit her for no reason. Lindsay showed up with a bruise outside of her hotel ... Read More »

Britney Spears is back in full force

Why is Britney always hanging around with Paris? Because only Paris knows how to make her relevant again. Grabbing her tits when they’re trying to run away is part of ... Read More »

Paris Hilton pukes on stage

Some guy I’ve never heard of named Joshua Radin, supposedly some good singer (generic), was in Las Vegas sitting next to Paris catching the Jay-Z show. He verifies the fact ... Read More »

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Paris Hilton is moving in on Lindsay’s ex, Harry Morton. What a lucky guy. Tina Fey is the truth. The interview she did with Howard Stern is so awesome, I’m just ... Read More »

Paris was almost punched in the face

My respect for England is rising. First Lindsay Lohan was booed offstage at the World Music Awards. Now comes word of Paris Hilton almost being punched in the face again. ... Read More »

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Lost is wearing everybody thin. Yet, I still watch it. Is this what an abusive relationship feels like? Paris Hilton just can’t resist showing her vagina. Those things see more daylight ... Read More »

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This god awful boring news day is almost over. Now it’s time to sit back and watch shows from Monday like Prison Break and Heroes. Paris Hilton posed with Judi Dench. ... Read More »