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Update: Paris Hilton’s brother is a menace

February 12th, 2008Respond

Paris Hilton’s 18-year-old brother, Barron, was busted for DUI this morning. He blew a 0.14 which is 0.06 over the adult legal limit and 0.14 …

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Paris Hilton abandons her pussy

February 12th, 20081 comment

Paris Hilton adopted a cat she named Prada from the Kris Kelly Foundation before she headed to jail last May. At the end of January, …

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Paris Hilton sounds desperate

February 12th, 2008Respond

With each passing day, Paris Hilton becomes more and more pathetic. On Monday, it was a story about Paris trying to out-whore Lindsay. Today, Page …

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Lindsay and Paris fight for relevancy

February 11th, 20082 comments

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are both desperate to revive their failing careers. Acting doesn’t seem to be much of an option anymore as very …

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Paris Hilton is the greatest actress ever

February 11th, 20084 comments

Paris Hilton’s new movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, validated her acting ability as it has already made $25,000 after premiering on 111 screens. That …

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Paris Hilton is drunk and not musical

February 8th, 20082 comments

Paris Hilton promoted The Hottie and the Nottie in Boston by singing drunk to onlookers. Despite me not being able to hear how or what …

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Dear God, no

February 7th, 20082 comments

Ever wondered what the best way to turn innocent little girls into raging sluts with twenty Valtrex prescriptions before their sweet sixteen? Wonder no more …

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What the hell is this?

February 5th, 20086 comments

Paris Hilton glammed up for the premiere of her movie, The Hottie and the Nottie. She kept it classy by matching her diamond jewelry with …

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