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Paris and Doug are moving

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt’s neighbors in Hollywood Hills hated how loud they were at night. It got to the point that they tried to stage an “intervention” by complaining ... Read More »

Paris Hilton claims she’s intelligent

It must be Opposite Day because Paris Hilton is running around claiming she is intelligent and “down to earth“. So down to earth that she showed off her color ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is a surprise

Fame and excess. That pretty much describes the life of Paris Hilton. For example, on Saturday in her Beverly Hills mansion, she threw a birthday party for boyfriend Doug Reinhardt ... Read More »

Paris Hilton bought a pig

Paris Hilton added another animal to her menagerie of death. A piglette she named Princess Piglette. Bought for $4,500, the miniature pig will arrive at Hilton’s doorstep in 4-5 weeks. ... Read More »

Paris Hilton might be an egotistical maniac

Paris Hilton constantly laments the media’s negative portrayal of her and frequently insists that her public persona is merely a character concocted by the world’s greatest thespian. As everyone knows, ... Read More »

Paris Hilton’s new album leaked

We’re going to keep this part brief, since the more I am forced to know Her Heirness of Valtrex, the more I start sweating bile and broken dreams, but if ... Read More »

So gross

Paris Hilton was in Bora Bora with Dough Reinhardt yesterday and dear lord. Do we really need 3 shots of Paris Hilton’s sickly body, each successively zooming in closer and ... Read More »

Michael Jackson named his kid after Paris Hilton

In today’s most disturbing news, Paris Hilton claims Michael named his only daughter after her. Maybe that’s what really killed him. He was shamed to death. At the premiere of ... Read More »

An A-Team for a D-lister

Paris Hilton went to court with her lawyers in Miami on Thursday to defend against a lawsuit claiming she failed to adequately promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This! Of course, Paris ... Read More »

Poor dolphin

Sad news out of Dubai today. The dolphin Paris Hilton made out with last week has been put to sleep. Its immune system was ravaged by the deluge of stds ... Read More »

Lindsay and Paris hate Kate Gosselin

While others think Kate Gosselin is a bitch because she’s an overbearing control freak, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton think Kate’s a bitch because she’s pushing them off the covers ... Read More »

Paris is back with Doug

Paris’ epic whore saga continues. A day after sucking face with Cristiano Ronaldo and mere hours after her ex, Doug Reinhardt released this statement: “Doug refuses to take part of ... Read More »

Paris moves fast

Just a day after her break-up, Paris Hilton has already moved on. To Ronaldo. World famous soccer star. That whore moves fast. From The Sun: “Cristiano and Paris were all over ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is single

Remember when Paris Hilton hinted at maybe settling down with her boyfriend of six months Doug Reinhardt? Yea, that’s not happening. Whores don’t settle down. Hilton’s rep told PEOPLE on ... Read More »

Paris Hilton might marry in summer

Tired of whoring her junk around Hollywood, Bigfoot may be ready to settle down and hinted at a possible summer wedding with Dough Reinhardt. Says E!: At the MTV Awards, the ... Read More »

It could have been Paris

While there still isn’t solid evidence that the Eminem stunt was staged (there’s speculation that it was to a point), one thing that is known is that Eminem’s face was ... Read More »

Paris Hilton denies being thrown off a boat

Paris Hilton took to her MySpace yesterday to refute reports that she was thrown off David Furnish’s yacht for unsociable behavior. She said that didn’t happen and that it would ... Read More »

Paris Hilton was thrown off a boat

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt — starting out a story like that never bodes well — were invited to a yacht party by a guy named David Furnish, Elton ... Read More »

There’s not enough Lysol in the world

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt hit up a club in Cannes last night and pretty much humped each other around the place. God damn, this isn’t a porno ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is a good kisser

Is she trying to kiss him or deepthroat his face? Not sexy at all. This looks more like a bird regurgitating its food to feed its young. Via Holy Moly. Read More »