A while back, Lindsay Lohan accused Paris Hilton of hacking her phone. Everyone just scoffed because Paris hacking a phone is equivalent to a five year old finding a cure ...
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Paris Hilton has probably lost the bet with Serena Williams over who could abstain from sex the longest. The news today is Paris and Brandon Davis have been living together ...
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Paris Hilton is still hyping her album to make it seem like the greatest music since I don’t know what because I can’t find another singer to compare “legs wide ...
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More details as to why Paris Hilton would give up sex have come out. Apparently it wasn’t just for the betterment of herself, it was to win a bet for ...
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Paris Hilton has booked a plot next to Marilyn Monroe for Billy Hilton. In what amounts to another slap to the face for Marilyn Monroe, people found out that Billy ...
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Paris Hilton’s pet kinkajou bit her on the arm Tuesday morning. I’ve never heard of this animal, but good job. Paris then called her publicist Elliot Mintz who drove her ...
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I don’t really know why I’m posting these pictures. Maybe because I’m a masochist. I will say this though. I laughed, I cried, I dry heaved, I fainted, I woke ...
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A while back Paris Hilton said she was giving up sex for a year. What this meant was she planned to hook back up with Stavros Niachros, get drunk, ensnare ...
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