Suprise, suprise. Paris Hilton is once again going around making moronic statements in interviews. Rather than explain it, some direct quotes will suffice. Hey, over here, shoot me now.
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Paris Hilton almost lost her pet ferret the other day. Much to the dismay of the ferret, she found it. Last I checked, it was illegal to have a ferret ...
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The Guardian has a little chat with Paris Hilton. In it, she claims she is going to attempt the impossible. Give up sex for a year.
…she is going to stay ...
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Paris Hilton was a little bummed that she hasn’t been in the news lately. It must eat away at her if no one is talking about her on a regular ...
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Call child protection now. Paris Hilton wants to have children in the next five years. I fear for this child. Just think, it has to pass through Paris’ vagina then ...
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Another track from the new Paris Hilton album has premiered. It’s called Turn It Up, which is pretty ironic. I’ll let you figure that one out for yourselves. If you ...
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Is there anybody slimier than Paris Hilton? Tragically, there is. Jose Theodore, some douchebag hockey player, was spotted partying with Paris in Montreal. I know what you’re thinking: Who cares. ...
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Paris Hilton has been sued over a car accident that happened in May of 2004. The document says that Paris failed to stop and caused a four car accident. The ...
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