Whoever dressed Paris Hilton for this photoshoot must be playing a practical joke. She looks like a whorey Robocop. Wait. This isn’t future Paris Hilton, is it? Because I’m not ...
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Paris Hilton and her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were involved in an altercation with a bouncer at Fontainebleau in Maimi. At around 3 AM, Paris went up to the DJ, ...
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Kathy Griffin flashed Paris Hilton outside of Kitson yesterday afternoon for her show. Two things. First, Kathy Griffin and flash should never appear in the same sentence ever again. Second, ...
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Paris Hilton and her boyfriend spent the day at a Hawaiian beach for a photo op. The only thing interesting about this is the ocean didn’t recede like the rest ...
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Ugh. Just looking at Doug Reinhardt stick his tongue down Paris Hilton’s throat makes me dry heave. Not even my enemies can hurt me any worse than these pictures have. ...
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Tough times this economy. Even celebrities are pinching pennies. For example, Paris Hilton who just ordered a $280,000 diamond encrusted dashboard for her pink Bentley. She didn’t even spring for ...
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Not even Fashion Week can survive the recession. The economy has gotten so bad that they can’t even coerce A-listers like Renee Zellweger and Jennifer Lopez into the front row ...
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Of course Paris Hilton was wearing a see-through dress with no bra underneath the other day. This is something to be expected. You don’t become world’s biggest attention whore by ...
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On February 17, one of our country’s national treasures turned 28. Gatecrasher was there.
The day began like any other with Paris and her sister Nicky hitting up fashion week where ...
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I haven’t seen this intense of a stare since I told Rosie O’Donnell that underneath one of the three cups I had shuffled was a quadruple stuffed Oreo cookie.
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Paris Hilton has irked everyone in the industry to the point that one will be shunned from the community for being seen with Paris even if they’re only using her ...
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Paris Hilton has always maintained that her blonde air-head act is just a TV image she concocted to get laughs and that in real life she’s not actually that big ...
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It’s a known fact that Paris Hilton has no shame. Therefore, this story about Paris making off with 30 gift bags at Sundance isn’t surprising at all. In fact, some ...
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No one knows why, but Paris Hilton is in Utah for Sundance and she’s being every bit as undignified as you’d imagine she’d be. Pop Tarts reports that in Park ...
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Awww, look. The retard dressed herself.
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It’s been two days since the Golden Globes, but the stories keep coming. This one is about how no one wants Paris Hilton at their parties. Specifically, Creative Artist Agency’s ...
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Reports indicate that Paris Hilton may be banging George Clooney. The two have been spotted out together a couple of times. The first being at the Whiskey Bar in West ...
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Paris Hilton walked around with her reality show BFF sporting an active cold sore in Australia yesterday. Since she was in another country, it saved me from having to call ...
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Paris Hilton isn’t one to sit idly by while some stranger rubs her antique jewelery all over their genitals. She put on her pink and plaid detective hat, filled her ...
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Paris Hilton’s house in Beverly Hills was burglarized last week by a man wearing a hoodie and gloves who forced his way through the front door and stole $2 million ...
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