Paris Hilton is ridiculous

Whoever dressed Paris Hilton for this photoshoot must be playing a practical joke.

Paris’ boyfriend got into a fight

Paris Hilton and her new boyfriend Doug Reinhardt were involved in an altercation with a bouncer at Fontainebleau in Maimi.

Never again

Kathy Griffin flashed Paris Hilton outside of Kitson yesterday afternoon for her show.

Paris Hilton is in a bikini

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend spent the day at a Hawaiian beach for a photo op.

This is gross

Ugh. Just looking at Doug Reinhardt stick his tongue down Paris Hilton’s throat makes me dry heave.

Paris Hilton is frugal

Tough times this economy. Even celebrities are pinching pennies.

Paris Hilton is see-through

Of course Paris Hilton was wearing a see-through dress with no bra underneath the other day.

Paris Hilton turned 28

On February 17, one of our country’s national treasures turned 28.

Fashion shows are serious business

I haven’t seen this intense of a stare since I told Rosie O’Donnell that underneath one of the three cups I had shuffled was a quadruple stuffed Oreo cookie.

Paris Hilton is a leper

Paris Hilton has irked everyone in the industry to the point that one will be shunned from the community for being seen with Paris even if they’re only using her for a threesome.

Paris Hilton’s stupidity is all a ruse

Paris Hilton has always maintained that her blonde air-head act is just a TV image she concocted to get laughs and that in real life she’s not actually that big of an idiot.

Paris Hilton will grind anything

No one knows why, but Paris Hilton is in Utah for Sundance and she’s being every bit as undignified as you’d imagine she’d be.

Good thing Paris is in Australia

Paris Hilton walked around with her reality show BFF sporting an active cold sore in Australia yesterday.