Paris Hilton hasn’t yet learned from her Stars are Blind days that no one wants to hear her sing. People would rather tie a T-Bone to their genitals and have ...
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On Wednesday, two of Paris Hilton’s dogs were killed after a coyote attack. Paris is said to be grief stricken and has been crying the whole day. If you remember, ...
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Paris Hilton has been been sued by the distributor of National Lampoon’s Pledge This! for failing to adequately promote the film. Paris was paid $1 million and made executive producer, ...
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Last week, John McCain ran an ad which called Barack Obama a bigger celebrity than Paris and Britney and questioned his readiness to lead. Kathy Hilton, pissed because she donated ...
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Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo has dumped hot piece of ass Nereida Gallardo. A friend says it’s because he grew “bored” with her like a cat with a ball of yarn. ...
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Page Six reports on Paris Hilton’s ever increasing jealousy of the attention her best friend Nicole Richie has been getting over her baby. To combat this, Paris has devised a ...
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Paris Hilton, inspired by Dina Lohan’s and Denise Richard’s reality series, has pitched her own show which involves gossip targets like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Tori ...
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Hospital officials said Paris Hilton made an “extremely generous” donation towards the construction of a medical building at Children’s Hospital Los Angeles, but didn’t specify the amount.
“The children I have ...
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Paris Hilton was heading to a photo shoot when she decided she’d buy a puppy because it would make the pictures cuter. So she went to the Puppy Store on ...
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The big news today is Paris Hilton may be with child or at least trying hard to fake it. As is suggested by this shot of Paris walking around with ...
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Paris Hilton has begun filming her new reality show, Paris BFF, where people apply to be her new best friend. That’s why no one has heard from her recently. Until ...
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Paris Hilton, realizing her best friend Nicole Richie has beat her to the punch many times this past year, told PEOPLE that she wants a piece of that publicity pie ...
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Paris Hilton wants children. Never have so few words sent such shivers down my spine. What’s even more terrifying is Paris believes she’ll be a fantastic mother because she has ...
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Benji Madden ran over a paparazzo’s foot last night as he and Paris Hilton were leaving the Foxtail nightclub. In the video, photographers can be seen surrounding Benji’s car when ...
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Paris Hilton has been banned from Russian Hyatt hotels. The moderately functional retard defaced a Hyatt’s $16,000 a night presidential suite during a photo shoot by writing “Paris Moscow 2008″ ...
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Paris Hilton has proposed a double wedding between her and Benji Madden and Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. Paris, severely overestimating her and her cohorts’ popularity, believes the wedding photos ...
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Paris Hilton has inked a deal with Living TV, a British network, to host a dog grooming series called Paris’ Pooches. The show will focus on Paris managing a beauty ...
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Paris Hilton called into the Morning Zoo show on KLUC-FM and was asked whether she would rather have Jessica Simpson’s breasts or Kim Kardashian’s ass. Not surprisingly, she wanted neither. ...
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Casting directors held auditions in New York City for Paris’ “find me a BFF” show earlier this week. The turnout was underwhelming. Less than 40 people showed up. So what ...
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Paris Hilton took to her MySpace to declare her love for Benji Madden who’s currently in competition with Pete Wentz to see who can be more of a fruit.
Just wanted ...
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