Tough times this economy. Even celebrities are pinching pennies.
Not even Fashion Week can survive the recession.
Of course Paris Hilton was wearing a see-through dress with no bra underneath the other day.
On February 17, one of our country’s national treasures turned 28.
I haven’t seen this intense of a stare since I told Rosie O’Donnell that underneath one of the three cups I had shuffled was a quadruple stuffed Oreo cookie.
Paris Hilton has irked everyone in the industry to the point that one will be shunned from the community for being seen with Paris even if they’re only using her for a threesome.
Paris Hilton has always maintained that her blonde air-head act is just a TV image she concocted to get laughs and that in real life she’s not actually that big of an idiot.
It’s a known fact that Paris Hilton has no shame.
No one knows why, but Paris Hilton is in Utah for Sundance and she’s being every bit as undignified as you’d imagine she’d be.
Awww, look. The retard dressed herself.
It’s been two days since the Golden Globes, but the stories keep coming.
Reports indicate that Paris Hilton may be banging George Clooney.
Paris Hilton walked around with her reality show BFF sporting an active cold sore in Australia yesterday.
Paris Hilton isn’t one to sit idly by while some stranger rubs her antique jewelery all over their genitals.
Paris Hilton’s house in Beverly Hills was burglarized last week by a man wearing a hoodie and gloves who forced his way through the front door and stole $2 million in jewelery from her bedroom.
Sources at the LAPD say Paris Hilton’s Beverly Hills home was burglarized this morning.
Esquire profiled Paris Hilton and instead of a long winded essay which they’d eventually regret, kind of like when you wake up next to a fat, ugly chick after a night of drinking, they just listed a bunch of retarded things they learned from Paris.
It was only a matter of time before Paris Hilton’s diseased womb rubbed up against another unsuspecting actor.
Paris Hilton insists she’s living proof that blondes are not imbeciles (whatever that means).
Palace officials made the wise decision to ban Prince William from being within a 50 mile radius of the Paris Hilton on New Year’s Eve.