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Prince William is banned

Palace officials made the wise decision to ban Prince William from being within a 50 mile radius of the Paris Hilton on New Year’s Eve. Fox News says Paris is ... Read More »

Say hello, say goodbye to Paris Hilton’s new BFF

Since no one would willingly be Paris Hilton’s BFF, Paris held a contest to find one herself. Turns out there are a lot of sycophants in the world as more ... Read More »

Paris Hilton wants to hook-up

After being dumped by Warner Bros., Paris Hilton is looking for a record label willing to partner with her own independent label, Heiress Records, to release a followup to her ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is regressing

Now that she ditched her ball and chain Benji Madden, Paris can get back to doing what she does best. Vie for everyone’s attention in a half-assed attempt to make ... Read More »

Paris and Benji are just on a break

Paris Hilton phoned into Ryan Seacrest and spewed some garbage about how she and Benji are on a break. She said “he is an incredible person” and hinted that there’s ... Read More »

Benji Madden and Paris Hilton break up

Star Magazine surprisingly beat everybody to the punch by reporting that Benji Madden, the other Good Charlotte, and Paris Hilton broke up and proved that if you throw enough darts ... Read More »

Two timer!

Paris Hilton, tired of her sham relationship with Benji Madden or just tired of Benji Madden in general, was reunited with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niachros at Miami nightclub Mokai on Saturday ... Read More »

Someone credible hired Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton will join Charlotte Rampling, Allison Janney and Ciaran Hinds in Todd Solondz’s “part sequel, part variation” companion piece to his 1998 film, Happiness. Todd Solondz is probably best remembered ... Read More »