January 30th, 2008
Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, who both starred in 2005’s horrid House of Wax, were seen at New York’s Tenjune “all over each other and making out.”
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25, didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She …
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January 22nd, 2008
MSNBC suggests Paris Hilton is trying to buy her way into being the godmother of Nicole Richie’s baby by dropping $1,500 on baby gifts. Paris picked up the gifts at Petit Tresor which included five organic blankets. I don’t care about this because worrying about Paris turning Nicole’s kid into a whore is the furthest …
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January 15th, 2008
Paris Hilton partied at LAX Sunday night and got completely trashed before going on the mic and telling everyone she wanted to lick their balls. No, really.
By the way, umm, it’s fucking Sunday night, but DJ AM is here, the shit. He has all his boys. He fucking rocks. LAX is the best fucking place …
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January 2nd, 2008
A day after hitting on K-Fed in this silver sparkly number, Paris made her way to LAX in Las Vegas. There must have been a 2 for 1 sale on these dresses because she’s wearing the same thing, different color. She must be downsizing knowing that she won’t be inheriting much money. Do you ever …
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December 31st, 2007
People reports Paris Hilton and Kevin Federline hung out together in Paris’ room after partying at LAX on Saturday. However, they seemed less friendly with each other while partying at Pure on Sunday sharing only a shot of tequila.
Page Six, on the other hand, reports Kevin Federline “dissed” Paris at the New Year’s Eve party …
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December 27th, 2007
Barron Hilton, Paris Hilton’s grandfather, the one that has all the money, decided to will 97% of his net worth, estimated at $2.3 billion, to the Conrad N. Hilton foundation. That leaves 3% or $69 million for Paris to share with the other Hiltons. A paltry sum compared to what they could have had. Expect …
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December 19th, 2007
If marketing’s goal was to make it so that next time I have a social gathering of shirtless men and an apathetic looking socialite, I’d think to buy Prosecco (the finest in canned champagne), then they have failed. If their goal was to make me shriek with laughter and follow it by uttering a sigh …
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December 19th, 2007
America has to deal with that moron Paris and now Russia gets to feels our pain. The hotel heiress was watching Russian dwarves in blue body paint promoting Haribo’s Smurf jelly sweets (?) when she decided it would be a good idea to talk down to them in a baby voice letting them know she …
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