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Paris Hilton wanted to buy a cheetah

During her visit to South Africa to support Benji Madden’s band, Paris Hilton wanted to buy a cheetah. Not a stuffed animal cheetah mind you, but a real, flesh tearing ... Read More »

Paris ate it, now 30% more awesome

A couple more pictures of Paris Hilton eating the floor have popped up. You can tell how much Benji Madden cares for her as he attempts to boot her in ... Read More »

Happy Monday, Paris ate it

Paparazzi were chasing Paris and her boyfriend Benji Madden in Berlin over the weekend and as the two were running away, Paris tripped and fell face first into the hard, ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is an inpsiration

Paris Hilton made her way to Istanbul, Turkey to judge the annual Miss Turkey beauty pageant. Which is like asking a deaf person to judge a singing contest. While there, ... Read More »

Paris Hilton threw herself a party

Not content to stay idle in South Africa and having run out of places for photo ops, Paris Hilton organized a VIP party for herself in Johannesburg. With less than ... Read More »

Paris Hilton infects Africa

The Mercury News has a sense of humor because they let us know that the “noted humanitarian Hilton” flew to South Africa. Paris is there, not as part of her ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne is clever

Ashton Kutcher’s new reality prank show called Pop Fiction debuted last night. The concept of the show is to trick paparazzi and gossip rags into believing the stories fed to ... Read More »

I was bamboozled

Paris Hilton was earlier seen walking around with a Buddhist monk who TMZ later found out to be an actor named Maxie Santillan. Now, USA Today has discovered that Paris ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is faking it

As you can imagine, anything that comes out of Paris is a lie. Paris was seen the other day toting around a Buddhist monk in an attempt to change her ... Read More »

Paris Hilton has been cleansed

Paris Hilton was blessed by a shaman the other day and guess what. It worked! Now she’s even dumber than last week. Hurrah! Being or looking like an old Asian guy ... Read More »

Paris Hilton does 944

Paris Hilton did a spread in 944 magazine and she looked awkward and unsexy. I’m not sure why they made her so tan when every time I’ve seen her she’s ... Read More »

You could be Paris Hilton’s new friend

The search is on. Tired of being hated on by everyone in Hollywood, Paris Hilton will turn to reality tv to find a real friend. MTV or VH1 is expected ... Read More »

Paris Hilton banned from Oscars

In news that will neither shock nor surprise you, everyone in the movie industry hates Paris Hilton. Her most recent film, The Hottie and the Nottie, earned a 1.1 rating ... Read More »

Paris Hilton tries to be seductive

As rumored would happen, Paris Hilton performed at the Pussycat Doll Lounge at PURE in Vegas over the weekend for her birthday. She donned the traditional Pussycat Doll costume and ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is amazing

Fresh off an ear shattering PR performance for her movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, which didn’t help ticket sales at all, Paris Hilton is tapped to do another performance ... Read More »

Update: Paris Hilton’s brother is a menace

Paris Hilton’s 18-year-old brother, Barron, was busted for DUI this morning. He blew a 0.14 which is 0.06 over the adult legal limit and 0.14 over the underage legal limit. ... Read More »

Paris Hilton abandons her pussy

Paris Hilton adopted a cat she named Prada from the Kris Kelly Foundation before she headed to jail last May. At the end of January, she dropped Prada off to ... Read More »

Paris Hilton sounds desperate

With each passing day, Paris Hilton becomes more and more pathetic. On Monday, it was a story about Paris trying to out-whore Lindsay. Today, Page Six tells of how at ... Read More »

Lindsay and Paris fight for relevancy

Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are both desperate to revive their failing careers. Acting doesn’t seem to be much of an option anymore as very few studios will work with ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is the greatest actress ever

Paris Hilton’s new movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, validated her acting ability as it has already made $25,000 after premiering on 111 screens. That means if you went to ... Read More »