Reports indicate that Paris Hilton may be banging George Clooney.
Paris Hilton walked around with her reality show BFF sporting an active cold sore in Australia yesterday.
Paris Hilton isn’t one to sit idly by while some stranger rubs her antique jewelery all over their genitals.
Paris Hilton’s house in Beverly Hills was burglarized last week by a man wearing a hoodie and gloves who forced his way through the front door and stole $2 million in jewelery from her bedroom.
Sources at the LAPD say Paris Hilton’s Beverly Hills home was burglarized this morning.
Esquire profiled Paris Hilton and instead of a long winded essay which they’d eventually regret, kind of like when you wake up next to a fat, ugly chick after a night of drinking, they just listed a bunch of retarded things they learned from Paris.
It was only a matter of time before Paris Hilton’s diseased womb rubbed up against another unsuspecting actor.
Paris Hilton insists she’s living proof that blondes are not imbeciles (whatever that means).
Palace officials made the wise decision to ban Prince William from being within a 50 mile radius of the Paris Hilton on New Year’s Eve.
Since no one would willingly be Paris Hilton’s BFF, Paris held a contest to find one herself.
After being dumped by Warner Bros., Paris Hilton is looking for a record label willing to partner with her own independent label, Heiress Records, to release a followup to her 2006 flop, Paris.
Now that she ditched her ball and chain Benji Madden, Paris can get back to doing what she does best.
Paris Hilton phoned into Ryan Seacrest and spewed some garbage about how she and Benji are on a break.
Star Magazine surprisingly beat everybody to the punch by reporting that Benji Madden, the other Good Charlotte, and Paris Hilton broke up and proved that if you throw enough darts blindfolded at a dartboard, you’re bound to hit a bulls-eye.
Paris Hilton, tired of her sham relationship with Benji Madden or just tired of Benji Madden in general, was reunited with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niachros at Miami nightclub Mokai on Saturday night.
Paris Hilton will join Charlotte Rampling, Allison Janney and Ciaran Hinds in Todd Solondz’s “part sequel, part variation” companion piece to his 1998 film, Happiness.
Quite often people compare Paris Hilton’s mentality to that of a five-year-old’s.
Just so you know, Paris Hilton exercised her right to vote yesterday and used it as another opportunity for a photo shoot.
Whoever becomes our nation’s next president, Obama or McCain, will owe Paris Hilton their undying gratitude.
Poor Paris spoke to News of the World and complained about being used by past boyfriends to boost their fame.