Apparently when Paris is racist and bigoted, she doesn’t need rehab. There’s also this thing called the Super Bowl happening over the weekend.

• Patrick Dempsey had twins. [Celebrity Smack]
• You don’t have to tell Alicia Keys there’s a full moon tonight. [Evil Beet]
• Fergie at Pepsi Smash. [Glitterati]
• Prince is at the Super Bowl. He’s the only entertainment. [CityRag]
• The Messengers: Because scary movies don’t have to be scary. [Pajiba]

Patrick Dempsey’s first wife claims he was abusive towards her during their marriage. He was 21 and she was 47 when they married and cited the common irreconcilable differences reason for the divorce. In court papers obtained by The National Enquirer (it’s like the new TMZ), Rochelle “Rocky” Parker claims

that Dempsey once broke her finger in a car door and further charged that “while we were on the set of his [1987] movie ‘Can’t Buy Me Love’ he beat me up because he wanted to see what it was like to beat a woman,” the tab is reporting.

Do you hear that? That’s the sound of awkward silence. Anybody can beat their wives. It takes a real man to do it because they want to see what it’s like. It’s like how I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Wait, those two sound awfully similar. Must be some wacky coincidence.

When contacted about this, Parker denied everything saying she was advised to make false accusations. Patrick Dempsey must have come back for seconds. Dr. McDreamy isn’t so dreamy anymore huh ladies? Looks like you’ll have to settle for me now.

T.R. Knight confirms he’s gay. Considering I don’t watch Grey’s Anatomy, I couldn’t care less. This news comes after National Enquirer’s report that Isaiah Washington called someone on the set a “faggot.” Which was also after the fight between Patrick Dempsey and Isaiah. All this sounds more interesting than the actual show.

Madonna hit the gym after her adopted son David was delivered to her. In other Madonna news, ABC will not show Madonna on the cross wearing a crown of thorns. Madonna Madonna Madonna.

Anna Nicole’s son Daniel was buried today. Six weeks after he died in a Bahamian hospital under suspicious circumstances. It’s sad this didn’t happen sooner. He would have been able to roll over in his grave after hearing news of his mom and Howard K. Stern’s marriage.