During his performance with Slim Thug Sunday night at the Low Low Car Show in Texas, a fan in the front row gave Paul Wall the finger. Paul Wall took exception to that and proceeded to beat him with his microphone. Paul then pulled a bitch move by hiding behind two big security guards while the fan was thrown out. No police report was filed and Paul’s rep declined to comment.

In short, Paul Wall is a puss. He beat a fan and ran before they even realized what happened. He’s like that little scrawny kid in school who thinks they’re a badass because they pick fights and hide behind their brother.

Hulk Hogan’s daughter, Brooke Hogan, has a new album coming out in September. Her single is called About Us and features Paul Wall. This is the only good thing I could think of to say about this. Watching a greased up Brooke Hogan gyrating in slow motion trying to be sexy makes my penis weep. Is that even normal?

Compare real life Brooke to music video Brooke. Film magic is amazing.

Here’s music video Brooke.

Note: Hulkamania, please don’t run wild on me.