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She’s probably drunk again

April 30th, 2008Respond

You may find it hard to believe, but being a judge is hard. Take for example, last night on American Idol. It was Jason Castro’s turn to be critiqued by the mighty Paula Abdul. Paula told Jason that she loved his first song because he displayed his lower register, but his second song left her …

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Paula Abdul thinks it sucks too

February 21st, 20081 comment

Paula Abdul’s brand new music video for Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow debuted yesterday drawing a lot of criticism. Paula’s included. According to MSNBC, Paula is extremely disappointed in how it turned out.

“She doesn’t think it’s Heidi Montag-bad, but she’s still trying to pretend like it didn’t happen. If Randy (Jackson) wasn’t involved, she’d be …

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Paula Abdul is back

February 4th, 2008Respond

Paula Abdul claims a “plane crash” that left her with four plates and fourteen cervical spinal surgeries has been what has kept her out of music and live performances since 1995.
Abdul said while she picked up items Saturday at The Retreat at Super Bowl XLII, a celebrity gifting suite. “It all happened during the time …

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Paula Abdul is still crazy

January 9th, 2008Respond

With the start of each new season of American Idol, there’s always a story about Paula Abdul going insane to boost ratings. This season is no different. A source tells Radar Online that Paula Abdul suffered a 10 minute nervous breakdown at LAX.
“One minute she was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out; the …

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They stole her pee

December 14th, 20071 comment

American Idol judge, Paula Abdul, had her pee stolen by a medical employee who happened to be an obsessed fan. He was fired on the spot and Paula had to give another urine sample. Ask and ye shall receive. 2 minutes and four beers later, it was done.
She recalls, “Well, this is gross, but I …

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Paula Abdul wants kids

October 2nd, 2007Respond

Perpetually drunk Paula Abdul has expressed interest in having children. The American Idol judge is said to be exploring fertility options and has optimistically pointed out women can have children in their 40’s and even 50’s.
“That’s the next step in my life,” says Abdul, 45, back in Los Angeles in between Idol auditions that have …

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Paula Abdul is a princess

June 8th, 2007Respond

After American Idol fired both Randy and Paula as judges due to slipping ratings (supposedly), Paula Abdul managed to secure a reality show on Bravo titled Hey Paula. First reports indicate the show contains a medley of Paula Abdul quotes. For example, “I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.” …

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Paula Abdul is a mess

May 31st, 2007Respond

The New York Post obtained a tape of Paula Abdul breaking down and sobbing on a recent conference call. The American Idol judge can be heard whining about her former publicist and the shoddy treatment she gave her. Page Six has the details.
She sobs on the tape: “I’ve never been treated this way and I’ve …

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