Paula Abdul recently went on Barbara Walters’ Sirius and XM show to air her grievances about American Idol and Paula Goodspeed’s. This was discussed yesterday morning on The View. In Paula’s mind, producers and Simon Cowell were out to get her. Paula alleges they knew Goodspeed was unstable and had been stalking her for 18 years.

Abdul claims Idol producers ignored her protests and only brought on Goodspeed to make drama. Not only that, Simon is sabotaging her by always talking through a piece in her ear which causes her to lose her train of thought which causes her to look crazy when Ryan Seacrest asks what’s up.

These are pretty serious allegations. Good thing they’re coming from Paula. Paula can launch into this long speech decrying the franchise and the only thing Fox has to do is smirk, point at Paula, spin their finger around their ear and go, “cuckoo, cuckoo.”

It was only a matter of time before reports of how Paula Goodspeed’s suicide outside her Beverly Hills home has affected the mentally unstable Paula Abdul. Page Six reports that Paula has refused to return to her “haunted house.” This was even after she sought the services of “healers” to rid the house of ghosts.

“[Paula Goodspeed] was a deranged stalker who sent her death threats. Paula instructed guards to keep Goodspeed away from her at all costs,” said a source. “She refuses to stay at home because she fears that the spirit of Goodspeed is haunting her house. She feels like this is the absolute worst omen, a really bad curse . . . Paula is suffering. It is well known that she is emotionally fragile.”

A rep for Paula denied this, but everyone knows there’s a high probability this is true. You could throw a sheet over your head and pretend to be the ghost of Goodspeed and Paula would scream in horror, turn around and accidentally run head first into a wall. I think a funny thing to do would be to replace Paula’s regular alarm sound with Goodspeed’s American Idol audition.

The woman who committed suicide near Paula Abdul’s home has been identified as Paula Goodspeed. Goodspeed was an American Idol Season 5 contestant obsessed with the singer. A.I. even did a featurette on her (video above). Surprisingly, she didn’t make the cut. Mostly because the judges were real jerks. Why couldn’t they have let her sing another song? The first one was obviously a warm-up or some sort of mating call for the legally insane. I had a good feeling about her.