Ugh. The last thing I want to do on a Thursday is look at pictures of a pregnant chick in a bikini. Maybe you guys do though. I don’t know. I pretend to know what you like but I actually have no idea.

On another note. I think I understand why some women hate men now. If I was a chick and some guy did this to me, I’d be pissed. I’d probably stab him in the crotch. And when the doctor tells me where that thing growing inside of me has to come out from, I’ll probably punch them in the face too.

[Bauer-Griffin]

I don’t know who Paulina Rubio is, what she does, who she’s with or why she’s famous. For all I know, she and her friends could be sailing out in the middle of Ibiza to dump a body. So, let’s just stick with that. Paulina Rubio, wearing a bikini, sailed out around Ibiza, Spain the other day to dump a body. Wow. This chick sounds exciting.

When I first glanced at the title of “Paulina Rubio in a bikini”, I was trying to figure out why anyone would want to see a sandwich in a two-piece. Then I realized it was called a Ruben sandwich, not a Rubio sandwich. Then I got sad because I was hungry. True story.