This video of Pauly Shore going Christian Bale on a crew member is probably fake. There’s no way Pauly is famous enough to be pulling stunts like this. The last movie I saw him in was Bio-Dome which tells me that he isn’t a hot commodity in Hollywood. If this was real, he’d be laughed at, thrown off set or placed into a corner for timeout. I’m pretty sure the threat of Pauly Shore leaving a movie isn’t as great as Christian Bale leaving one. It’d be like taking the cherry off a sundae. Devastating for a split second, but not so much once you realize some Gummi Bears on top would be just as good. Andy Dick or Larrry the Cable Guy could be the Gummi Bears.

This is pathetic. The Odessa police officer who took the guy away has just admitted it was faked.

After viewing the video, the officer who was employed at the club in an off-duty capacity, was contacted by investigators. The officer reported he had met with Mr. Shore prior to his set, and was asked to participate in the skit. The officer stated that the skit went as designed and that Shore was not injured in the designed skit.

The officer reports that after the show, Pauly Shore conducted his autograph session and had his photograph taken with the alleged “assaulter.”

Only Pauly is dumb enough to do a lame skit like this. Now that he got another 5 minutes of fame, what is he going to do with it? Probably nothing because no one cares about him. Next time when he’s boot stomped by a gang, people will walk by and think it’s another one of his cries for attention. This time though, the pleas for mercy will be real and the laughter will be even louder.

Stop, stop, I’m sorry. Bam. And down goes Pauly Shore. The Bio-Dome star was doing stand-up at the 8th Street Comedy Club in Odessa, Texas when some guy decided to go on stage after Pauly was yelling at some heckler. He punched Pauly Shore while the crowd cheered on and was taken away by security afterwards.

Pauly Shore. Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a while. I thought he died with his comedy, but here he is getting knocked on his ass. What’s the moral of the story? When a big Texas man in a cowboy hat stalks you on stage, you have two choices. Kick him repeatedly in the groin or scream and run like a little girl. Personally, I like the groin choice because I’ve been told screaming in a high-pitched voice isn’t very sexy. Seriously, you get scared of one big spider and you never live it down.