Penelope Cruz wore a bikini

Penelope Cruz was hanging out at the beach in Maldives in a bikini with her boyfriend Javier Bardem. You can’t see me, but I’m floating underneath the surface of the ... Read More »

In other news

It’s my birthday Saturday so I’ll be in Vegas over the weekend until Monday. Maybe you’ll see new posts Monday and maybe you won’t. Maybe I’ll come back a millionaire ... Read More »

Penelope Cruz goes boating

I’m on the fence with these shots of Penelope Cruz on a yacht or whatever water vehicle this is. Some shots are decent. Some shots are fug. I would have ... Read More »

Penelope Cruz has seen Suri

The list keeps getting longer with people who have seen Suri but manage to produce no pictures or video. Penelope Cruz has now been blessed to see Suri. “She’s really beautiful. ... Read More »