Penn Badgley and Zoe Kravitz, who are dating if you didn’t know, were seen at Coachella over the weekend and Penn Badgley looks like this now. Like if Crockett from Miami Vice time traveled to Coachella and became a hipster.

Blake Lively and Penn Badgley have gone their separate ways after three years. A rep confirmed to Us Weekly they split in mid-September. “They’re professionals. They’re still good friends and hang out on the set.”

Star has a different slant on the break-up claiming Blake, coming from a traditional Souther Baptist background, wanted to get married and have kids. Penn preferred to keep banging Blake without having to pull out every time the baby monitor went off. “The pressure on him to settle down at such a young age finally reached the point where he realized he and Blake couldn’t get on the same page, timing-wise, about starting a family.”

Now is the perfect time for me to be the rebound guy. “Yea, kids. Love ‘em,” I’ll say to Blake while unzipping my pants. “I think about them all the time. I’m even thinking about them right now,” I’ll add while undressing Blake, not realizing I just made sex real awkward.

Pictured here on the set of Gossip Girl from left to right: Ed Westwick admiring the view, Blake Lively making out with Penn Badgley, Blake Lively’s walk of shame.

[Gossip Girl filming on a beach at Far Rockaway. Images via Splash News]

Blake Lively and her co-star/boyfriend Penn Badgley of Gossip Girl were in Mexico hanging out at the beach. I was going to go into this rant about Leighton Meester being the hotter one and talk about the naughty things I want to do with her like rent movies and hold them past their due date, but then I realized I’m not too picky because, yesterday, I got turned on flipping through JC Penney ads so, holy crap, Blake Lively’s ass!