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Pete Wentz is hilarious

May 27th, 20081 comment

Pete Wentz walked around with a paper plate over his face yesterday. His pet monkey was by his side clapping with excitement. For, you see, they just pulled a funny prank on the paparazzi. They’re being photographed, but you can’t see Pete’s face! Isn’t that humorous? No, not really. It would have been a lot …

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This is retarded

May 21st, 2008Respond

Joe Simpson sold PEOPLE the rights to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s wedding photos and I’m not too clear on whether this was a wedding or a freak show. Pete’s bulldog was the ring bearer and Pete was wearing a bowtie. Both of them have cheesy smiles and it looks like Ashlee would have had …

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Pete Wentz is a romantic

May 20th, 20081 comment

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were married over the weekend and you’d expect them to be on their honeymoon and guess what, they are. Pete Wentz told Ryan Seacrest on his KISS-FM show Tuesday that he and Ashlee have signed a pre-nup and are currently honeymooning in their basement. Likely because Pete never moved out …

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Ashlee Simpson is married

May 19th, 20082 comments

If you were wondering whether Ashlee Simpson wed Pete Wentz over the weekend, she did. If you were wondering whether Pete Wentz is still a fairy, he is. On Saturday, in what PEOPLE describe as an “intimate ceremony,” Ashlee and Pete exchanged vows in front of close friends and family. Joe Simpson officated while Jessica …

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Ashlee Simpson will marry this Saturday

May 13th, 2008Respond

Us is confirming earlier reports that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will marry this Saturday at a “top secret” location. Guests, who have been given a “save the date notice,” will include close friends and family only. A source says “all guests will be transported in shuttles to the wedding location.”
It’s readily apparent Ashlee and …

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The new Newlyweds

April 30th, 20081 comment

Joe Simpson, ever the entrepreneur, is pitching a Newlyweds type show to MTV revolving around his other daughter, Ashlee. Cameras will follow Ashlee and Pete as the go about their mundane lives. A source tells OK!:
“He knows that no one cared about Jessica before her reality show, and he’s hoping a show for Ashlee will …

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Ashlee Simpson isn’t pregnant?

April 15th, 20085 comments

Yesterday, sources confirmed to Us Magazine that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant and may have subtly given credence to the rumor that Pete Wentz isn’t afraid of vaginas. “Not so”, says Pete Wentz. In an email to MTV News, Pete denied the reports and explained that people were out to get him.
“There is a witch hunt …

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Ashlee Simpson is pregnant

April 14th, 20081 comment

A hasty marriage usually indicates an unplanned pregnancy. Last Wednesday, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz confirmed their engagement. Of course, these two things aren’t related at all. Or are they? (They are)
Proving contraception is a foreign concept to young starlets, a source today confirmed to Us Magazine that Ashlee Simpson is “expecting her first child …

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