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Pete Wentz Drank His Own Piss

Pete Wentz played Pee Roulette during a concert. 10 bottles of apple juice were lined up for him to drink throughout the night, one of which was filled with his ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Wants His Say

Pete Wentz is the latest celebrity to defend Jessica Simpson against everyone calling her a fatty. Pete offered up a perfect Hallmark moment. “I think that the media puts too harsh ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Should Shut Up

Pete Wentz went on SIRIUS’ The Morning Mash Up! and started flapping his gums again. This time about the taste of Ashlee’s breast milk. According to Pete it was, “soury” ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Likes It Up the Butt

Pete Wentz did what no one wanted him to do and spoke candidly about his sex life with Ashlee Simpson. Past, present and future. During an interview with Howard Stern, ... Read More »

Bronx Mowgli Won’t Be Sold

Rumors circulated yesterday that Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson were shopping around exclusive photos of their kid Bronx Mowgli but no one wanted them. Now a rep for the couple ... Read More »

Pete and Ashlee’s Baby Is Worthless

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are coming to the stark realization that their baby, Bronx Mowgli, is worth less than the vagina it came out of. Page Six reports: “Pete and ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Says You Don’t Know

Pete Wentz had a little heart to heart with Ryan Seacrest on his show about the origins of his baby’s name, Bronx Mowgli. Pete explains that the public doesn’t know ... Read More »

They Named Him Mowgli

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz finally gave birth to a 7 lbs., 11 oz., baby boy on Thursday night. Of course, no celebrity baby can be considered a celebrity baby if it didn’t ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson’s Baby Refuses to Come Out

Last week there were rumors that Ashlee was rushed to the hospital because she was finally giving birth. Those rumors were false because she’s still pregnant. Ashlee’s been pregnant since ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz to Birth Two Douchebags

E! Online’s Marc Malkin is reporting that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are expecting twins. However, Tyga may be parroting a rumor Pete started during a radio interview. “They’re having twins,” ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Having a Girl

Star Magazine via a source says that the due date for Ashlee and Pete’s baby will be Oct. 31 and that it’ll be a girl. “When Pete heard he might ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Still Talking About Kissing Dudes

Pete Wentz spoke with Out magazine and again talked about kissing guys and appropriating queer culture. “When I said that I make out with dudes, there was a slight sense of ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Might Be Having Twins

Update: Pete Wentz denies the twins rumor. He said he was tired when he made the slip. “That was way wrong. I meant to say ‘the baby’ and said ‘them’ cos ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Is Pregnant

Pete Wentz confirmed via his blog — how very modern — that Ashlee Simpson was pregnant all along. They just wanted to wait until the first trimester to let everyone ... Read More »

Today in Celebrity Marriages

Ashlee Simpson now with 50% more douche: Ashlee Simpson is changing her last name to Wentz, a surname synonymous with pansy, frail, talentless and annoying. So, it’s perfect. Ashlee explains, ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Is Hilarious

Pete Wentz walked around with a paper plate over his face yesterday. His pet monkey was by his side clapping with excitement. For, you see, they just pulled a funny ... Read More »

This Is Retarded

Joe Simpson sold PEOPLE the rights to Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s wedding photos and I’m not too clear on whether this was a wedding or a freak show. Pete’s ... Read More »

Pete Wentz Is a Romantic

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz were married over the weekend and you’d expect them to be on their honeymoon and guess what, they are. Pete Wentz told Ryan Seacrest on ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Is Married

If you were wondering whether Ashlee Simpson wed Pete Wentz over the weekend, she did. If you were wondering whether Pete Wentz is still a fairy, he is. On Saturday, ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson Will Marry This Saturday

Us is confirming earlier reports that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will marry this Saturday at a “top secret” location. Guests, who have been given a “save the date notice,” ... Read More »
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