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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are engaged

April 10th, 2008Respond

On Wednesday, aspiring lip-syncer Ashlee Simpson and eyeliner enthusiast Pete Wentz announced their engagement.
“We know there has been a lot of speculation recently about Pete and I and we wanted our fans to be the first to know, because you guys are the best. Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. …

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Pete Wentz is a fairy

March 20th, 20081 comment

Effeminate rocker boy Pete Wentz loves wearing Jessica Simpson’s line of heels. The wannabe fashion designer particularly likes to prance around in them like a poof.
“I love Jessica Simpson’s stuff, especially the shoes. I dance around my house in them all the time.”
Pete also discusses his new young women’s clothing line and admits to liking …

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Ashlee Simpson has a bikini

January 10th, 20084 comments

Ashlee Simpson and boyfriend Pete Wentz were in Costa Rica where they found time out of their hectic celebrity lives to lounge around in their swimsuits and do nothing. Oh and look, Pete Wentz is even more of a douche than I previously imagined. Nice trunks you fairy.

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Jessica Alba gives advice

December 28th, 20074 comments

I never thought I’d be reading, much less, quoting something from CosmoGIRL. After this, you’ll see why I probably never will again. For their upcoming issue, Jessica Alba, Pete Wentz and Chace Crawford talked about love and relationships. Alba started it off with some dating advice which no girl should ever heed.
“Most guys, especially when …

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Pete Wentz is banned for Christmas

December 6th, 20076 comments

Joe, a Baptist preacher, isn’t too keen on Pete Wentz’s predilection for making out with men and has banned Ashlee Simpson’s boyfriend, Pete Wentz, from coming over for Christmas.
“Joe was skeptical about the relationship from the start,” an insider told Star magazine. “There is a rumour that Pete tried to commit suicide, but with the …

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Pete Wentz’s feelings get hurt

November 26th, 20075 comments

Pete Wentz has sent heavy metal band Neurosonic a cease and desist order because they have a song making fun of his girlfriend, Ashlee Simpson. Page Six writes,
The tune, “So Many People,” pokes fun at Simpson’s horrific “Saturday Night Live” appearance, during which she was caught lip-synching and ran offstage. Darr then invited the audience …

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Pete Wentz is brittle

October 30th, 20072 comments

Pete Wentz injured his foot at the Voodoo Fest in New Orleans. The douchebag was jumping up and down when he landed funny and broke a bone. Then he went on some website to whine about it.
for anyone who was at the voodoo fest in new orleans- you got to see me jump around. ended …

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Joe Simpson and Pete Wentz are tough

September 12th, 2007Respond

Ashlee Simpson’s dad and boyfriend tag teamed a bouncer last night after said bouncer pushed Wentz into Ashlee. I tried making that sound as gay as possible. The altercation began when bouncers at Jet Nightclub did not allow his friend, Gym Class Heroes MC, Marc DeJesus, leave with them. Consequently, Pete went into bitch mode.
“What …

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