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Pete Wentz is a fairy

Effeminate rocker boy Pete Wentz loves wearing Jessica Simpson’s line of heels. The wannabe fashion designer particularly likes to prance around in them like a poof. “I love Jessica Simpson’s stuff, ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson has a bikini

Ashlee Simpson and boyfriend Pete Wentz were in Costa Rica where they found time out of their hectic celebrity lives to lounge around in their swimsuits and do nothing. Oh ... Read More »

Jessica Alba gives advice

I never thought I’d be reading, much less, quoting something from CosmoGIRL. After this, you’ll see why I probably never will again. For their upcoming issue, Jessica Alba, Pete Wentz ... Read More »

Pete Wentz is banned for Christmas

Joe, a Baptist preacher, isn’t too keen on Pete Wentz’s predilection for making out with men and has banned Ashlee Simpson’s boyfriend, Pete Wentz, from coming over for Christmas. “Joe was ... Read More »

Pete Wentz’s feelings get hurt

Pete Wentz has sent heavy metal band Neurosonic a cease and desist order because they have a song making fun of his girlfriend, Ashlee Simpson. Page Six writes, The tune, “So ... Read More »

Pete Wentz is brittle

Pete Wentz injured his foot at the Voodoo Fest in New Orleans. The douchebag was jumping up and down when he landed funny and broke a bone. Then he went ... Read More »

Joe Simpson and Pete Wentz are tough

Ashlee Simpson’s dad and boyfriend tag teamed a bouncer last night after said bouncer pushed Wentz into Ashlee. I tried making that sound as gay as possible. The altercation began ... Read More »

Ashlee Simpson is jealous for good reason

Last weekend in Chicago, Pete Wentz, with Ashlee Simpson in tow, stopped by Blender Sessions at the Hard Rock to help Crobar Chicago co-owner, Mike Matushcka, celebrate his 40th. For ... Read More »