If you hadn’t heard, Sean Penn and Petra Nemcova are back together. The two were seen holding hands during Bono’s birthday party in NYC on May 10 where they mingled ...
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I’m still on the fence about Petra Nemcova. When she’s off, her face gets bloated and it reminds me of a chipmunk. When she’s on, she looks hot as hell. ...
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Petra Nemcova did a spread for DT magazine where she’s naked and on blocks of ice. I have no understanding at all about the artistic nature of this, but she’s ...
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I have mixed feelings about Petra Nemcova. There’s no denying she has a fantastic body, but there’s something about her face. Sometimes she looks like a chipmunk and sometimes she ...
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Petra Nemcova attended amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS 2008 Benefit in Cannes and it worked. Her boobs popping out all over the place really helped to highlight the dangers of unprotected ...
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Petra Nemcova showed up on the red carpet of Cannes for the premiere of Un Conte De Neol Preem looking like this. Bitch. I wore the exact same thing.
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Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn showed up at the Elton John Oscars after-party together. As a couple. Yea, I’m confused too. And, my god, what is that? Is that a ...
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Here we see Avril playing dress-up with Petra Nemcova. For this classy occasion, she refrained from spitting on people and flipping them off. Sadly, no designer gown can help this ...
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Here’s Petra Nemcova dressed as Cleopatra yesterday. Did you know Cleopatra was responsible for Egypt being conquered by Rome? How you ask? Well, the Egyptian soldiers couldn’t mount any sort ...
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Petra Nemcova made an appearance at the 4th Annual Black Ball Concert for Keep a Child Alive. Not enough models try to keep kids alive with their cleavage. It’s like ...
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Thank god for models like Petra Nemcova to give us upskirt and cleavage shots. Without these simple pleasures in life, I’d kill myself. Well, probably not. Maybe just stick myself ...
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When, Petra Nemcova recently broke up with James Blunt. The nation heaved a sigh of relief, anyone who saw them together always thought how nice it was for Petra to ...
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People have confirmed that James Blunt and Petra Nemcova split in February which lends more credence to the Blunt and Lohan rumor. They say the split was very amicable. Sure, ...
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This is one of the few times Petra Nemcova looks extremely hot. Usually she has these chipmunk cheeks where it looks like she’s squirreling away nuts. I swear they airbrushed ...
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I don’t see the allure of Petra Nemcova. She’s above average on the average person scale, but on the supermodel scale she’s lukewarm. I could see her modeling for JCPenny ...
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Petra Nemcova is not the hottest model around. Still, she’s not even in the same orbit as James Blunt. New reports are out that the old reports of them breaking ...
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Faith Hill was kind of mad about losing to Carrie Underwood at the CMA Awards last night. The murderous rage that filled her can be seen at 43 seconds. Her ...
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These pictures of James Blunt and Petra Nemcova have inspired me to write some music. I bet when these two walk around together, people think James Blunt is Petra Nemcova’s ...
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