Petra Nemcova attended amfAR’s Cinema Against AIDS 2008 Benefit in Cannes and it worked. Her boobs popping out all over the place really helped to highlight the dangers of unprotected sex and may be a step in the right direction in ending the global epidemic of the AIDS.

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Petra Nemcova showed up on the red carpet of Cannes for the premiere of Un Conte De Neol Preem looking like this. Bitch. I wore the exact same thing.

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Petra Nemcova and Sean Penn showed up at the Elton John Oscars after-party together. As a couple. Yea, I’m confused too. And, my god, what is that? Is that a smile? Is Sean Penn smiling? Hell has finally frozen over.

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Here we see Avril playing dress-up with Petra Nemcova. For this classy occasion, she refrained from spitting on people and flipping them off. Sadly, no designer gown can help this tomboy. Stick to the jeans and t-shirts. Also, try not to pose with people more beautiful or taller than you. A good rule of thumb …

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Here’s Petra Nemcova dressed as Cleopatra yesterday. Did you know Cleopatra was responsible for Egypt being conquered by Rome? How you ask? Well, the Egyptian soldiers couldn’t mount any sort of defense because they were all too busy whacking off to a papyrus drawing of her in their bathrooms. I read that somewhere. Possibly in …

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Petra Nemcova made an appearance at the 4th Annual Black Ball Concert for Keep a Child Alive. Not enough models try to keep kids alive with their cleavage. It’s like a really cheap shot of penicillin. A really cheap, seductively sweet, appendage engorging shot of penicillin. Boobs. What CAN’T they do?

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Thank god for models like Petra Nemcova to give us upskirt and cleavage shots. Without these simple pleasures in life, I’d kill myself. Well, probably not. Maybe just stick myself with a knife. Eh, not even that. I’d probably sit there looking sad for a while and then eat some chocolate. Chocolate makes everything better.

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When, Petra Nemcova recently broke up with James Blunt. The nation heaved a sigh of relief, anyone who saw them together always thought how nice it was for Petra to take her kid brother with Down Syndrome out to play. Evidently, Petra is easy. She was spotted at Bungalow 8 partying with Paris’ ex, Stavros …

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