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Petra Nemcova is probably blind

May 15th, 20072 comments

When, Petra Nemcova recently broke up with James Blunt. The nation heaved a sigh of relief, anyone who saw them together always thought how nice it was for Petra to take her kid brother with Down Syndrome out to play. Evidently, Petra is easy. She was spotted at Bungalow 8 partying with Paris’ ex, Stavros …

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Petra Nemcova and James Blunt split

March 27th, 20072 comments

People have confirmed that James Blunt and Petra Nemcova split in February which lends more credence to the Blunt and Lohan rumor. They say the split was very amicable. Sure, if by amicable you mean James Blunt was clinging to Petra’s leg begging her not to leave. I could hear James shouting from where I …

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Petra Nemcova looks really good

March 16th, 2007Respond

This is one of the few times Petra Nemcova looks extremely hot. Usually she has these chipmunk cheeks where it looks like she’s squirreling away nuts. I swear they airbrushed them out. Whatever they did, keep it up. Geez, even my penis is smiling. Can they do that?

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Petra Nemcova is ehhh

February 2nd, 20074 comments

I don’t see the allure of Petra Nemcova. She’s above average on the average person scale, but on the supermodel scale she’s lukewarm. I could see her modeling for JCPenny or Macy’s. Not doing a spread in Sports Illustrated. It’s like SI doesn’t even read my letters. I told them I’d be happy to screen …

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James Blunt is evil

November 28th, 2006Respond

Petra Nemcova is not the hottest model around. Still, she’s not even in the same orbit as James Blunt. New reports are out that the old reports of them breaking up are false. Petra tells People that she and Blunt are “very much in love.”
“We never got separated. There was some stuff going on in …

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In other news

November 7th, 2006Respond

Faith Hill was kind of mad about losing to Carrie Underwood at the CMA Awards last night. The murderous rage that filled her can be seen at 43 seconds. Her PR is playing it off as her being playful. Right. And my wanting to knee Kevin Federline in the face is just me being flirtatious.
Paris …

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James Blunt is lucky

July 21st, 2006Respond

These pictures of James Blunt and Petra Nemcova have inspired me to write some music. I bet when these two walk around together, people think James Blunt is Petra Nemcova’s unfortunate little brother and when they pat him on the head while hitting on Petra, he just stands there enjoying it while tapping his feet …

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