Sharon Stone lost joint custody of her 8-year-old son Roan. Court documents from a September 12, 2008 hearing indicate that Stone’s ex-husband Phil Bronstein “shall have permanent sole physical custody of child. Court finds that Respondent (Sharon Stone) failed to meet her burden of proof and denies Respondent’s (Sharon Stone’s) request for modification of custody. The judge also notes this order is permanent unless there is a change of circumstances.”

Hooray for Roan. No more coming home from school with a heavy sigh to find mommy plastered and reenacting Basic Instinct. Best of all, no more awkward sleepovers.