Pink performed at the 2008 MTV Europe Music Awards and ended her hit song “So What” with a pillow fight which left me sexually confused. On the one hand, it’s hot girls in lingerie pillow fighting! On the other hand, it’s Pink. My penis is so flustered it doesn’t know what to do. Right now …
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Please shut up, Pink
October 7th, 20084 comments
Pink has been silent ever since the dissolution of her marriage with pro BMX’er Carey Hart, but she has finally opened up. Asked what she misses most about her ex-husband, Pink responded:
“I really loved my husband’s penis. It was really pretty.”
Jesus. TMI. No one wants to hear this stuff. Talk about your new album or …
Pink turning to Scientology?
September 12th, 20081 comment
After a failed marriage with Carey Hart, Pink turned to Juliette Lewis for comfort who, in turn, turned her onto Scientology. Star Magazine claims:
“Pink is in the beginning stages of checking out the religion, but she has taken to it and she wants to get more involved.”
Scientology can have her. Good riddance, I say. …
Pink in a bikini somewhere
September 2nd, 2008Respond
With these pictures, one could make a convincing argument that Pink is really a 12-year-old suffering from leukemia.
Pink continues parading around the beach
May 2nd, 2008Respond
For some reason, pictures of Pink at the beach in a bikini continue to pop up. Could this be a conspiracy to keep my penis permanently unhappy? Top agents from the NSA agree that, yes, it may very well be.
Pink has nice calves
April 30th, 2008Respond
Pictured here is Pink jogging on the beach in a tank top. Not pictured here is the plastic fork I used to stab my eyes out with. A mighty fine fork it was.
Carey Hart and Pink break-up
February 19th, 20082 comments
Prepare to have your hearts shattered. Pink and Carey Hart have called it quits after two years of marriage.
Pink’s publicist tells People, “Pink and Carey Hart have separated. This decision was made by best friends with a huge amount of love and respect for one another,” says Schweitzer, adding, “While the marriage is over, their …
Postop or preop?
February 26th, 20071 comment
Sweet Jesus. I’m truly creeped out right now. Photogs spotted Pink walking down Miami Beach the other day and, much to everyone’s dismay, decided to take pictures. If their goal was to make me vomit in my lap, then bravo, mission accomplished. I don’t know, this is just…is that a bulldog tattooed on her arm? …
