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Blake Lively Won’t Do Playboy

The National Enquirer gave false hope when they reported Blake Lively was considering doing Playboy for a record $2.5 million. A rep for Lively denied it so you’ll have to ... Read More »

John Mayer Has a “Hood Pass” And His Penis Is a White Supremacist

If you thought the Jessica Simpson sexual cocaine quote from John Mayer was it for his Playboy interview, you’d be wrong. Mayer also talks about his dick being a white ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Means Business

Heidi Montag’s previous Playboy spread was laughable. She didn’t really show off anything. You might as well have been looking at a spread in Redbook. But now that Heidi’s back ... Read More »

John Mayer: Jessica Simpson Was Sexual Crack Cocaine

John Mayer spoke with Playboy and confirmed the stereotypes we hoped were true. Jessica Simpson, a reverend’s daughter, was like sexual “crack cocaine.” Let’s stick with the past tense on ... Read More »

Tara Reid Looks Fantastic -Ally Photoshopped

Tara Reid sent ripples through the world when she announced she was going to be in Playboy. Lots of “mehs” came soon after the announcement. Tara tried to drum up ... Read More »

Tara Reid in Playboy, Promises It Won’t Be Frightening

Due to Satan winning a chess match against God, Tara Reid changed her mind about posing in Playboy and now you’ll be able to see her in her naked glory ... Read More »

Joanna Krupa Does Playboy

If you were thinking to yourself just now, “Boy, I wish Joanna Krupa of Sports Illustrated fame did a softcore spread in Playboy and that spread were then made available ... Read More »

Tara Reid and Kelly Bensimon Battling for Relevancy

Last week Tara Reid stripped down for the December issue of Playboy. It seemed Tara was on her way to making a big comeback in the form of D-list nudity. ... Read More »

Tara Reid to Pose for Playboy, World Weeps

On October 7, Tara Reid stripped down and posed for the cover of an upcoming Playboy. On October 8, men stabbed their eyes with a screwdriver. If you’re curious, yes ... Read More »

Marge Simpson to Bare Her Breasts in Playboy

Marge Simpson of The Simpsons has finally agreed to pose for Playboy. E! broke the news yesterday that Marge will have a three-page pictorial with interview and data sheet to ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Will Reveal More in Next Playboy

Speaking with Ryan Seacrest on his KIIS-FM show Tuesday, Heidi Montag vowed that she’ll reveal more in her next Playboy appearance. When Seacrest asked if she had a two or ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is Honest

Heidi Montag’s playboy spread is about as interesting as dirt, so I skimmed through it and highlighted the (barely) interesting parts for yours truly. I know. I’m expecting that Nobel ... Read More »

Heidi Used Playboy as a Personal Catalog

How does a reality tv star choose her new breasts? If you’re Heidi Montag, you flip through a bunch of Playboys and look at the tits on various models like ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Debuts Her Playboy Cover

As previously mentioned, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt snuck their way into the premiere of G.I. Joe. Heidi made sure to bring a copy of her Playboy magazine along with. ... Read More »

Olivia Munn Is in Playboy

Olivia Munn is every geek’s dream girl. She’s the co-host of G4′s Attack of the Show and she’s hot. She’s basically the kind of girl those dorks in Weird Science ... Read More »

Heidi Montag’s Playboy Spread Will Be Stupid

Last week, news broke that Heidi Montag agreed to do a Playboy spread. Everyone figured it was the next logical step for attention whores like her and Spencer. However, we’ve ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Is Doing Playboy

Heidi Montag went with God on this one and decided to pose for Playboy in their September issue. PEOPLE says the nudity is “tasteful” and that she had a lot ... Read More »

Do Not Want

75-year-old Shirley Jones, mother on The Partridge Family, is willing to pose nude on Playboy. Her husband/manager Marty Ingels is dead set on making this happen against everyone’s will. He ... Read More »

Heidi Montag Finally Considering Playboy

It’s finally happened. No one is paying Heidi anything to show up places. They’re probably threatening Spencer and Heidi with death if they do show up. What’s a married couple ... Read More »

After Hours Club: Aubrey O’Day Nude in Playboy

Aubrey O’Day’s Playboy pictorial finally came out and much like the preview cover, it was disappointing. You might as well be masturbating to a pig in a dress. At least ... Read More »
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