Snooki’s Man Can’t Stop Putting Babies In Her

Snooki is pregnant again. After giving birth to her first son in 2012 and even writing a book about it called Baby Bumps, she’s now preparing for her second with fiance Jionni LaValle. She seems like less of a drunken mess these days so expect her amniotic fluid to be only 10% alcohol as opposed to 60% like last time.


Christina Aguilera To Get Fat Again

Remember how long it took everyone to convince Christina Aguilera that waddling around on stage looking like Khloe Kardashian hunting for a bearclaw wasn’t the most attractive thing in the world no matter how many variations of “real women have curves” she could come up with?


JWoww Is Pregnant

The entire cast of Jersey Shore are having unplanned pregnancies as everyone predicted years ago, so of course JWoww didn’t want to feel left out.