Snooki’s Man Can’t Stop Putting Babies In Her

Snooki is pregnant again. After giving birth to her first son in 2012 and even writing a book about it called Baby Bumps, she’s now preparing for her second with fiance Jionni LaValle. She seems like less of a drunken mess these days so expect her amniotic fluid to be only 10% alcohol as opposed to 60% like last time.


Christina Aguilera To Get Fat Again

Remember how long it took everyone to convince Christina Aguilera that waddling around on stage looking like Khloe Kardashian hunting for a bearclaw wasn’t the most attractive thing in the world no matter how many variations of “real women have curves” she could come up with?