There’s speculation going around today that Kate Hudson is pregnant based on her increased breast and stomach size after pictures of her in a see-through shirt started floating around.

I’m not so sure though. She could be pregnant or she might be on the Britney Spears diet plan which basically follows the mantra “if it’s cooked in grease, eat it.” Last week she was pigging out by the pool. She just sort of looked fat there. Like she gave up on life. Then again, yea. There could also be a baby kicking around in there. I don’t know. What? I’m supposed to be a doctor now?

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Tara Reid recently hinted to PEOPLE that she is attempting to breed with her boyfriend Julien Jarmoune.

“I’m ready to make a family. I want two children, a boy and a girl. And a traditional wedding, the big dress, the princess thing. What every little girl dreams of.”

Whoa, whoa. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here, Tara. You should wait and see what the CDC has to say about this first. Maybe think it through a little as well. Pregnancy is no joke. Especially when your baby is sitting in your diseased womb, arms folded, grumpy, constantly kicking your vagina and yelling, “This is bullshit!”

Rumors spread yesterday that Angelina Jolie was pregnant again with In Touch fanning the flames. They allege Angelina told a waiter she was pregnant when he offered her a drink and that she pushed filming of Edwin A. Salt so her bump wouldn’t show. Geyer Kosinski told Us Magazine that this is not true and she will begin filming in February.

If this were true, it’d suck to have sex with Angelina. She’d probably get pregnant if your penis even breathes on her vagina. That’s a problem. You want to at least hit that a few times before you leave town and change your name.

Having just given birth to her son, Kingston, last year, Gwen Stefani is reportedly pregnant again. 13 weeks pregnant!

“They found out at California’s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn’t wait to share the news with everyone.”

Back in October Gwen revealed she was keen to have more kids. She said: “Obviously I’m in a race to have another one but I don’t want to do it while I’m out on tour.”

Why is everyone having a baby? Is there something I don’t know about? Should I be worried? Is this a sign that I shouldn’t be adopting children for the sole purpose of enslaving them or is it a sign that I should be? Should I not be whipping them? But, if I don’t, they won’t have any motivation to sew faster. But, if I do, I have to hear them constantly cry about it. Oh, what confusing times we live in.

Both Star Magazine and Bauer Griffin report Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins which would expand their mini United Nation to six. Need proof? Angelina cancelled her trip to Europe when she found out about her pregnancy says Star.

“Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic,” a second source says. “But I still think there will be more adoptions to come.”

Bauer Griffin is reporting the same pregnancy rumor, but adds Angelina was spotted at Nicole Richie’s OBGYN. They also allege Brad and Angelina are planning on moving their brood to France to live in their recently purchased chateau.

This news comes as a shock to me because I could have sworn I was wearing a condom when I had sex with Angelina. Did it break? Oh noes!