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Emma Watson at the ‘Harry Potter’ Premiere

Here’s Emma Watson at the premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows wearing whatever the hell this is. Some say it’s an Oscar de la Renta ball gown while ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt at the ‘Horrible Bosses’ Premiere

Jennifer Love Hewitt hit the Horrible Bosses red carpet on Thursday in this Herve Leger dress Blake Lively wore two years ago. And it was a pretty good idea having ... Read More »

Kat Dennings Was the Big Winner

Kat Dennings showed up in a tight white dress at the premiere of Thor and won the whole competition. I don’t even know what competition this was but she beat ... Read More »

Vanessa Hudgens at ‘Sucker Punch’

Vanessa Hudgens walked the red carpet at the Sucker Punch premiere the other day and she looked incredible. It almost seemed as if she was trying to seduce me. Look ... Read More »

Evan Rachel Wood Has New Hair

Evan Rachel Wood showed up at the premiere of Mildred Pierce in New York City with “honey-blond” hair. Complimenting her new do, she wore a “plum, long-sleeved jersey Elie Saab ... Read More »

Teresa Palmer Was at the ‘Take Me Home Tonight’ Premiere

New hotness Teresa Palmer was at the Take Me Home Tonight, the new Topher Grace movie, premiere a couple days ago. If you haven’t heard about Teresa, she’s rumored to ... Read More »

Jennier Aniston Got a Hair Cut

If you haven’t heard the big news, Jennifer Aniston finally got a new hairstyle releasing her from the layered shackles that defined her for years. She debuted the look at ... Read More »

Ashton Kutcher Looks Dowdy

Ashton Kutcher made some time before his cat sweater knitting and doily folding class to attend the Euro photocall for his movie No Strings Attached. What a nice young man. Read More »

Jennifer Aniston and Nicole Kidman at the ‘Just Go With It’ Premiere

I haven’t heard anything about Just Go With It until now so I can’t tell you what it’s about but apparently Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler are in ... Read More »

Taylor Momsen Hit Up the ‘Never Say Never’ Premiere

Good news everyone. Justin Bieber hired a hooker to spice up his Never Say Never premiere which was attended by hundreds of squealing teenyboppers. Oh, wait. My bad. That’s not ... Read More »

Cameron Diaz Was at ‘The Green Hornet’ Premiere

Make no mistake, Cameron Diaz WILL eat your soul. Read More »

Rachel McAdams at the ‘Morning Glory’ Premiere

Rachel McAdams is cute and at times hot so can she maybe do me a favor and not look like a ghost during premieres? Whenever the flash hits her, I ... Read More »

Jessica Alba at the ‘Little Fockers’ premiere

Jessica Alba showed up at the Little Fockers premiere in New York on Wednesday with short hair and white, furry dress. It was the best thing to happen in Abominable ... Read More »

Brad and Angelina were at ‘The Tourist’ premiere

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie showed up to the Berlin premiere of The Tourist. Angelina is arguably one of the hottest women out there, but here she’s, um, not that ... Read More »

Gwyneth Paltrow is fashionable

A lot of commotion is being made about Gwyneth Paltrow’s backless, underwear-less Emilio Pucci dress she wore at the premiere of Country Strong on Tuesday night. The general consensus is, ... Read More »

Christina Aguilera at the premiere of ‘Burlesque’

What happened to Christina Aguilera? Did she go on a diet? Was the diet called “The Eat Everything In Sight Like Jessica Simpson” diet? Because I think that’s what she ... Read More »

Natalie Portman looks great

What the hell happened here? Natalie Portman showed up for the NYC premiere of The Black Swan looking like a tarted up whore. It looked like she should be wearing ... Read More »

Courtney Love looked presentable?

It must have been nerve-wracking when organizers were told Courtney Love was invited to the premiere of Wall Street 2. They probably strapped on their bomb squad suits to prepare ... Read More »

Kelly Brook was at the “Piranha 3D” premiere

Kelly Brook is attractive and she gets naked in Piranha 3D so of course she had to show up for the premiere. She must have been contractually obligated to. Just ... Read More »

Being a celebrity is dangerous

One of the reasons I can never be a celebrity is because death awaits you around every corner. Case in point, Angelina Jolie got a paper cut while signing autographs ... Read More »
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