I thought after Julia Roberts, I should follow up with something a little less horrifying. Not only are Kristen Bell and Christina Milian not horrifying, they’re what I’m going to fall asleep to. By fall asleep to, I mean furiously masturbate to until I pass out from exhaustion. Here they are promoting Pulse which is another watered down remake of a Japanese horror movie. I wonder where studios are going to move on to next after they finish raping the whole of Asia. Europe perhaps?

Does that poster turn anyone else on? Another trailer for Pulse is now on iFilm. This one gives you more of an explanation. It’s the dead contacting them through the internet and their computer. The only time this has happens to me is when some smart ass gives me a link to one of those prank flash animations and then Terri Hatcher’s face pops up.

The trailer also gives you Kristen Bell naked in a bathtub splashing around ever so gracefully. Like a beautiful bird trapped in a cage. One that must be released into the wild to flutter about smashing into apartment windows.

Sadly, I envision this movie to be a watered down remake of the original. Complete with pop-out scares for the teens instead of developing an atmosphere of fear. Please prove me wrong Hollywood and please note that a naked Kristen Bell is a good Kristen Bell.