After less than a day of deliberation and 6 years after he was first charged, R. Kelly was acquitted of all 14 counts of child pornography. The jury reasoned that the videotape was not enough evidence to convict him. With the fancy CGI we have today, that could have very well been Chuck Norris peeing …
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R. Kelly’s case isn’t going well
May 28th, 2008Respond
Yesterday, R. Kelly’s former assistant claimed to be 110% sure it was her boss in that sex video and identified the girl who was said to be 13 or 14 at the time. Today, prosecutors are bringing in a witness to testify that she had a three-way with R. Kelly and the same girl and …
Today in celebrity court hearings
May 21st, 20082 comments
Lou Pearlman gets 25 years: Lou Pearlman, creator of the horrid boy bands Backstreet Boys and ‘N Sync, was sentenced to 25 years in federal prison for a scam that “bilked thousands of investors out of their life savings.” Lou tricked investors out of $300 million since the early 80’s and plead guilty in March …
This thing is still going on
August 2nd, 20072 comments
R. Kelly faces up to 15 years in jail if convicted of child pornography. He will go to trial Sept 17, five years after he videotaped himself having sex with a minor. Kelly has entered a not guilty plea. The delay was caused by arguments over when the tape was made. The trial was also …
R. Kelly removes his appendix
February 9th, 2007Respond
In hearty news not related to Anna Nicole Smith, R. Kelly had emergency appendix surgery. Supposedly, doctors were concerned for the safety of the community. When asked, the hospital said “We had to remove it before it started peeing on underage children.” R. Kelly was unavailable for comment, but through his publicist, issued a statement …
