Dallas forward and sometimes Vogue intern Sean Avery has been suspended indefinitely from the NHL following unsolicited and “inappropriate” comments he made to reporters regarding his ex-girlfriends Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter.

Fox News reported that following a morning skate in Calgary, Alberta, Tuesday Avery approached a group of reporters, asked if a camera was present and then said: “I’m really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds.”

Avery will be out until he appears before NHL commissioner Gary Bettman for a hearing. Cuthbert is now dating Dion Phaneuf and Hunter is now with Jarrett Stoll.

I don’t know how hockey players deal with people calling their girlfriends “sloppy seconds” but I believe a sternly worded letter is in order. From what I’ve seen, hockey players are calm, cool, collected and rarely vent their frustrations through physical altercations.

[Image via Splash News]

Rod Stewart’s pervy 25-year-old son Sean was on Howard Stern. To drum up some PR for God knows what, he admitted he often fantasized about and masturbated to his step-mom Rachel Hunter when he was young.

“I used to stare at (her) when she was down by the pool sunbathing naked. I was like 15 or 16 and I was sitting in my pool with a bottle of lotion. “(I never tried to hit on her because) I couldn’t handle the full rejection.”

I was going to make a joke, but then I thought it went too far even for me. I still feel nauseous thinking about it. Can you guess what it was? What? You think I was thinking about what?! You’re sick! SICK!

Here’s what Rachel Hunter looks like now.

• Tyra Banks talks about being fat. [Evil Beet]
• Dakota Fanning got raped for nothing. [Pajiba]
• Naomi Campbell is not a witch. [Celebitchy]
• Evangeline Lilly arrives. [ICYDK]
• Britney Spears is cheap. [CityRag]
• Rachel Hunter in a bikini. [Derek Hail]
• Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson might be back on. [Celebslam]