Rachel Hunter started modeling at 17 in 1986 and did a Playboy spread in 2004 when she was 35. She’s 42 now so thank god those days are past her. The last thing I need to see is old people naked. I get enough of that at my grandma’s house. Here she is paddleboarding in Malibu with her daughter Renee Stewart. Ugh, this seems about as fun as putting a gun to my head and pulling the trigger.

Dallas forward and sometimes Vogue intern Sean Avery has been suspended indefinitely from the NHL following unsolicited and “inappropriate” comments he made to reporters regarding his ex-girlfriends Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter.

Fox News reported that following a morning skate in Calgary, Alberta, Tuesday Avery approached a group of reporters, asked if a camera was present and then said: “I’m really happy to be back in Calgary; I love Canada. I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds.”

Avery will be out until he appears before NHL commissioner Gary Bettman for a hearing. Cuthbert is now dating Dion Phaneuf and Hunter is now with Jarrett Stoll.

I don’t know how hockey players deal with people calling their girlfriends “sloppy seconds” but I believe a sternly worded letter is in order. From what I’ve seen, hockey players are calm, cool, collected and rarely vent their frustrations through physical altercations.

[Image via Splash News]

Rod Stewart’s pervy 25-year-old son Sean was on Howard Stern. To drum up some PR for God knows what, he admitted he often fantasized about and masturbated to his step-mom Rachel Hunter when he was young.

“I used to stare at (her) when she was down by the pool sunbathing naked. I was like 15 or 16 and I was sitting in my pool with a bottle of lotion. “(I never tried to hit on her because) I couldn’t handle the full rejection.”

I was going to make a joke, but then I thought it went too far even for me. I still feel nauseous thinking about it. Can you guess what it was? What? You think I was thinking about what?! You’re sick! SICK!

Here’s what Rachel Hunter looks like now.

• Tyra Banks talks about being fat. [Evil Beet]
• Dakota Fanning got raped for nothing. [Pajiba]
• Naomi Campbell is not a witch. [Celebitchy]
• Evangeline Lilly arrives. [ICYDK]
• Britney Spears is cheap. [CityRag]
• Rachel Hunter in a bikini. [Derek Hail]
• Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson might be back on. [Celebslam]