Channing Tatum and Rachel McAdams are out promoting The Vow, a movie about a woman who loses her memory and doesn’t remember her husband so he shows her his dong and they live happily ever after. At least I think that’s what it’s about. Whatever the case, Tatum made a prosthetic penis and surprised Rachel with it during a scene.

“I did have a stunt pee pee that I had made for her for her reaction,” says Channing of the scene in which Rachel is surprised by her naked co-star walking into their bedroom. “It was a little prank that I pulled on her. It’s in the movie – her reaction was spot on. I didn’t have a lot of faith in her reaction because it was cold that day, and I didn’t want her to be laughing and pointing. I wanted her to be shocked.”

“A prosthetic, yes, that’s all true,” says Rachel with a laugh, recounting how Channing went to the prop department ahead of time to fabricate “a piece to terrify Rachel with.” She adds, “But it was great because I didn’t have to pretend … it was funny and got a genuine reaction out of me.”

Channing adds, “I’m not shy about being naked, obviously, as you can see in most of my movies.” ET

Rachel added to Stella Magazine, “Literally a fake penis. I didn’t know what to do – I thought, ‘Is that the real deal?’ It was very realistic. It was ridiculous, the scale of it!”

Why, if the prop department had a nickel for every time an actor came in asking for a 13-inch flaccid dong for a “scene”, they’d have $0.05 from Channing Tatum but about $1.05 from Tom Cruise and John Travolta.

Rachel McAdams showed up at the Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows premiere in LA on Tuesday looking as cute as ever. I have no clue about fashion but her dress looked amazing on her. Way better than it did on me when I sneaked into her dressing room and tried it on yesterday.

Here’s Rachel McAdams at a photocall for Midnight in Paris. I don’t care if she’s dressed like a wedding cake. I still think she looks cute.

Us Weekly has an exclusive photo of what looks to be a diamond ring on Rachel McAdams’ wedding finger. They ask if this means she’s engaged to Michael Sheen. Then a sentence later they say no, it’s just a ring. Cool story, bro!

In an exclusive Us Weekly photo, the Morning Glory actress, 32, showed off a brand-new ring on her wedding finger while out and about in L.A. on Sunday. Alas, it’s just a ring! A source close to McAdams tells Us she is “100 percent not engaged.” Sheen’s manager similarly denies the couple of about 10 months are headed for the altar.

So basically all Us did was get an exclusive photo of Rachel McAdams wearing a ring. Did they pay $500 for this? Because it seems totally worth it. Like my diamond encrusted Rolex that reflects so much light I can’t even tell the time.

Remember Harvey Kindlon aka Rose Boy? That kid who tried to hand Megan Fox a rose two years ago but had his soul crushed when she walked by without even acknowledging him? Yea, that was hilarious.

Well, he’s older now and it turns out he’s still stalking celebrities. This time he’s after Rachel McAdams. At this point it’s become less cute and more creepy. Instead of standing there like a innocent dork with a rose, he’s standing there with a camera in his hand, grinning like a perv, only to slink back into the darkness as she leaves. He’s like the T-1000 if the T-1000 were a serial rapist.

[via Reddit]

Rachel McAdams is cute and at times hot so can she maybe do me a favor and not look like a ghost during premieres? Whenever the flash hits her, I get a heart attack because it looks like the Grim Reaper is coming for me.

Here is a screen cap of Rachel McAdams from the trailer of her upcoming movie Morning Glory. It’s possibly the only reason you want to see this film. Unless you love watching Harrison Ford play a grumpy old man like Jack Lemon or if you just want to stare at Rachel McAdams for 100 minutes because she’s so damn cute. This was especially true at the premiere. Why, if I didn’t have to stay 100 yards away from her…

Elizabeth Banks, Jennifer Lopez, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Mariah Carey, Penelope Cruz, Rachel McAdams, Anna Kendrick and Tina Fey (click on their names to go to their galleries) also showed up at the Oscars. The Academy should institute a new rule where you have to have made at least one decent movie before you’re allowed at this thing. That would effectively eliminate half the guests including Jennifer Lopez, Mariah Carey and Tina Fey.

By the way. Does anyone know who Anna Kendrick is? Without looking on IMDB? I finally gave in and put her name in just to find out she was in that Twilight Movie. The least she could do was slip a nipple for making me go through all that trouble.

I have a flight at 7:30 PM, but I’m sitting at the airport and it’s 4:00 PM. Suffice to say, I’m bored out of my mind, but thanks to the power of free wi-fi, I can stare at pictures of Rachel McAdams at the premiere of Sherlock Holmes yesterday.

Looks like Rachel has been working out. Her arms seem buffer and, oh, jesus, I hope she’s not turning into Jessica Biel. I want to have sexy fantasies of her, not ones where she’s choking my cock trying to make it tap out like it was a UFC fight.

Rachel McAdams showed up to the premiere of The Time Traveler’s Wife and despite what everyone says, she doesn’t look too bad. I’m no designer or have any interest in fashion whatsoever, but adding shoulder pads, giving her big hair and a gaudy pearl necklace would have really completed the ensemble. Also, the front of her dress should be open way more. Maybe past her breasts. Don’t ask me why my designs for women always end up with them topless either. Inspiration like that just comes to me. I guess I have a keen eye for fashion.

Rachel McAdams used to be in my top 20 list of women I most wanted to tickle my balls. These pictures have dropped her down to at least bottom 50. I’m not sure why she made herself look like the un-dead. Why would she want to drop so far down my list? Doesn’t she care?

Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling plan on getting married this year according to Us Weekly. To avoid the press, the two are getting engaged and married on the same day and have forbidden their families to talk about it. A rep for McAdam’s calls all this false.

There was a rumor that these two were breaking up, but I guess that was just a lie. Just like when they told me double stuffed Oreos had twice the cream filling. Jerks. It was more like 1.89 times as much.

Rachel McAdams was looking a little less pale at the SAG awards. Some would say she looked like a mess. I say she looks kind of cute in the retarded girl that I can take advantage of way. Lure her into my car with a shiny penny. Check. Convince her to take off her clothes because they’re possessed. Check. Enjoy the sex while she’s letting out high pitched screams. Umm, check. What? That just means she’s into it.