On Saturday, Rachel Weisz’s rep confirmed to Celebuzz that she and Daniel Craig, who’ve been dating since November after hooking up on the set of The Dream House, had married.

The Daily Mail says it was a secret ceremony attended by four people in New York last Wednesday. Guests included Daniel’s 18-year-old daughter Ella and Rachel’s son Henry plus two family friends acting as witnesses.

I’d have kept my marriage a secret too. I don’t want all the girls I’m going to have sex with to know I’m married. There’s goes that plan. Gosh, thanks a lot, Rachel Weisz’s publicist.

Right after Rachel Weisz and Darren Aronofsky announced their split in November, rumors started floating that Rachel was nailing Dream House co-star Daniel Craig who dumped his longtime girlfriend Satsuki Mitchell early this year.

Now there’s proof that they’re together. Pictures taken of them over the holidays showed them holding hands and taking a stroll. I’m sure you’re all putting your hands over your mouth and gasping. Or is that a yawn. I can never tell.

An onlooker said: ‘Daniel and Rachel looked like a romantic couple in a film. They were laughing and hanging on to each other’s words and stopping to take photos of each other.’ And one fellow customer in the pub added: ‘They were clinging to each other like honeymooners. The chemistry was obvious.’

If it’s any consolation to Darren, he has the most awesome director-y job in the world. I mean, there’s no better way to mend a broken heart than to watch and film Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman (Black Swan, go watch it). That alone is worth 10 Rachel Weiszes.

Multiple reports confirm that after 9 years, director Darren Aronofsky (The Wrestler, The Fountain, Requiem for a Dream) and Rachel Weisz (The Mummy, The Fountain) have split.

TMZ, however, adds that the cause of it may be Daniel Craig. Sources say the two have been linked for months. They worked on Dream House in February and March of 2010.

Aronofsky is currently promoting possible Oscar contender Black Swan and Craig is in Sweden filming the American remake of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

Makes sense. Who wouldn’t fall for Daniel’s chiseled body and those dreamy eyes you could get lost in for hours. Sigh. I mean, yea, bro. High five!

Rachel Weisz’s kid is obsessed with breasts. Specifically his mom’s breasts which is actually Rachel Weisz’s breasts. Although her kid gets a little carried away by claiming she has the biggest breasts in the world. I need to have a little talking to with him. Weisz told Esquire:

“He’s really into firemen – and women’s breasts! He just talks about them all the time. It’s very sweet, he thinks that I have the biggest breasts in the world. That’s a son’s idolatry of his mother, that I’m the biggest and the best.”

Her son Henry is 3 and I don’t know if that’s normal behavior because when I was 3, I ran away and cried when I saw breasts. In fact, I still do that now. That Henry kid must be a real weirdo.

What happens the day after Halloween is everybody gets around and stares at pictures of celebs in Halloween costumes. Uh, ok, that’s just what I do because I’m a lonely individual.

Alyssa Milano dressed as Tinker Bell or a fairy. I don’t really know because I’m not actually staring at the costume.

Heidi Klum took Halloween to the extreme this year. I haven’t met one person who spent as much time as her on a costume. I think she’s being eaten by a snake or is she the snake? This all seems very biblical which puts a little damper on the whole dressing slutty thing, but Seal doesn’t take heed. At least, I think that’s Seal standing next to her. He’s either a tree or a really ugly drag queen. Whatever, this is America. He can be both.

Jamie Lee Curtis. Pirate wench or wenchy pirate? You be the judge.

Jennifer Love Hewitt took the one day of the year girls are supposed to dress slutty and made it into silent film star day. Damnit.

This would have been nice 10 years ago. Now it’s kind of sad. Sad and visually wrong.

Surprise. Paris Hilton went as a slut.

Rachel Weisz put a big bow in her head and called it a costume. I call it stupid. Minnie Mouse my ass.

Because Rachel Weisz is a follower, she gave birth to a boy today. He has not been named yet, but if she follows the latest trend, it will be something weird like Kabrim, which she will claim to mean “genie” or maybe she will be more original and not use any vowels in his name. Weisz is engaged to Darren Aronofsky who directed the awesomeness that is Requiem For A Dream and future awesomeness The Fountain. Ass to ass Darren, ass to ass.