I don’t usually guess blind items because my answer for all of them is either Oprah Winfrey, that kid from Jerry Macguire or Superman. Suffice to say, I’m usually wrong. But this time, Buzzfoto posted an item which isn’t even really a blind item. They say:

This star known for her good looks more than her acting ability has a celebrity boyfriend. They’re on and off for the cameras all the time, but let’s say for today’s sake, that the two are very much together. We wonder what he would say to the fact that she is pursuing a foreign singer with everything she’s got. We suspect it’s not for a relationship, but because the singer isn’t responding how she would like and she’s used to having her way. Not Vanessa Hudgens.

It’s Megan Fox who’s kind of dating Brian Austen Green. The foreign singer is Rain. I’m awesome. What? No, I didn’t read this a few days ago. Why would you say that?

I’m not sure why someone reworded that into a blind item. That’s like me saying “this celebrity has suspicions that her world famous brother, who recently died, was murdered despite evidence showing an addiction to prescription medication.” Oh, who could it be? I bet you it’s that kid from Jerry Macguire.

This is old news by now, but I’m still going to write about it because I have nothing better to do than be sarcastic on the internet. PEOPLE magazine recently ran a blurb about the up and coming Asian star Rain who hails from that distant land they call Korea. It’s been said he’s pretty big over there and apparently in America as well since he’s been edging out Stephen Colbert on Time’s 100 Most Influential People list. Anyway, the article has Rain’s thoughts on learning English, worldwide food and women. Naturally, PEOPLE accompanied this feature with a picture of Rain. Except, that isn’t Rain in the picture. It’s another Asian guy named Karl Yune, brother of Rick Yune. Somewhere out there Rain sighed, “Not again.” Although, in PEOPLE’s defense, it’s an easy mistake. They both have long hair and, of course, are Asian.

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Bonus: A video of Stephen Colbert’s dance off with Rain.